satoru GOATjo added shoko!, Kento Nanami, xX yuki Xx and mei ;P
satoru GOATjo: SAY HELLO TO MY FRIENDS EVERYONE
shoko!: sure
Kento Nanami: Friend is a stretch.
mei ;P: i'm basically a gold digger but for literally everyone not just romance, srry
xX yuki Xx: lolol we've spoken like 2 times ever
satoru GOATjo: ...
satoru GOATjo: SAY HELLO TO MY ACQUAINTANCES EVERYONE
uselessmiwa: Nah, I'd win.
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: naww dog, from waht i heard from mechamaru ur more like 'nah, i'd molest'
uselessmiwa: teehee (im ending your life tonight)
roboboy: Miwa you dont have to be so harsh
uselessmiwa: STFU ITS TUESDAY MY BOY
roboboy: oh god
Kento Nanami: What on Earth happens on Tuesday.
uselessmiwa: we actually have a custom calendar dont we dear xx
roboboy: yes dear
uselessmiwa: we just replaced tuesday with 'violent pegging day'
Kento Nanami: And I'm leaving.
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: homie what
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: why is it violent
mei ;P: i have some experience with delivering violent peggings
007: BZZT! NUH UH! WE DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: omg look who it is
007: hey shawty
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: what up bbg, im ending ur life next time we meet tbh
007: not if i kill u first cutie
shoko!: is this.. are they.. is that rizz? are they rizzing?
satoru GOATjo: i've taught nobara well OH WAIT NO I HAVENT LOLOL
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: 007: not if i kill u first cutie
ur lips have been looking WAY too plump and soft lately ur genuinely in danger my boy
choso 🩸: can you two genuinely shut the fuck up. weird people.
mei ;P: anyway back to my peggings
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨ changed mei ;P's name to MEGAPEDO
MEGAPEDO: excuse me?
xX yuki Xx: that is literally facts tbf
xX yuki Xx: u creepy as hell mei
MEGAPEDO: im gonna throw you into a pit of death
xX yuki Xx: im gonna throw smth too.. HANDS
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: oh i really thought she was gonna say her ass did anyone else think that
007: yeah no i thought ass for sure
satoru GOATjo: me too
xX yuki Xx: ew... WHAT. i am NOT gross!?!?!?!?
satoru GOATjo: genuine question can you put virtual mass in your cheeks
xX yuki Xx: ermmmm i have not tried...
MEGAPEDO: liar 🧢
Kento Nanami: This has devolved even faster than I expected.
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