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satoru GOATjo added shoko!, Kento Nanami, xX yuki Xx and mei ;P

satoru GOATjo: SAY HELLO TO MY FRIENDS EVERYONE

shoko!: sure

Kento Nanami: Friend is a stretch.

mei ;P: i'm basically a gold digger but for literally everyone not just romance, srry

xX yuki Xx: lolol we've spoken like 2 times ever

satoru GOATjo: ...

satoru GOATjo: SAY HELLO TO MY ACQUAINTANCES EVERYONE

uselessmiwa: Nah, I'd win.

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: naww dog, from waht i heard from mechamaru ur more like 'nah, i'd molest'

uselessmiwa: teehee (im ending your life tonight)

roboboy: Miwa you dont have to be so harsh

uselessmiwa: STFU ITS TUESDAY MY BOY

roboboy: oh god

Kento Nanami: What on Earth happens on Tuesday.

uselessmiwa: we actually have a custom calendar dont we dear xx

roboboy: yes dear

uselessmiwa: we just replaced tuesday with 'violent pegging day'

Kento Nanami: And I'm leaving.

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: homie what

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: why is it violent

mei ;P: i have some experience with delivering violent peggings

007: BZZT! NUH UH! WE DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: omg look who it is

007: hey shawty

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: what up bbg, im ending ur life next time we meet tbh

007: not if i kill u first cutie

shoko!: is this.. are they.. is that rizz? are they rizzing?

satoru GOATjo: i've taught nobara well OH WAIT NO I HAVENT LOLOL

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: 007: not if i kill u first cutie

ur lips have been looking WAY too plump and soft lately ur genuinely in danger my boy

choso 🩸: can you two genuinely shut the fuck up. weird people.

mei ;P: anyway back to my peggings

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨ changed mei ;P's name to MEGAPEDO

MEGAPEDO: excuse me?

xX yuki Xx: that is literally facts tbf

xX yuki Xx: u creepy as hell mei

MEGAPEDO: im gonna throw you into a pit of death

xX yuki Xx: im gonna throw smth too.. HANDS

✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: oh i really thought she was gonna say her ass did anyone else think that

007: yeah no i thought ass for sure

satoru GOATjo: me too

xX yuki Xx: ew... WHAT. i am NOT gross!?!?!?!?

satoru GOATjo: genuine question can you put virtual mass in your cheeks

xX yuki Xx: ermmmm i have not tried...

MEGAPEDO: liar 🧢

Kento Nanami: This has devolved even faster than I expected.

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