MEGAPEDO: HEY! I need some of the first years' assistance. For reasons.
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: OH HELL NAH, to the nah nah nah
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: look i may be a rampant freak and possible sexual assaulter but i draw the line at whatever nasty ahh shit you're up to
Maki: Possible sexual assaulter is wild but ok.
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: jus saying how it be u know u know 😌😌
MEGAPEDO: Nah, I'm not doing anything weird
MEGAPEDO: just need... assistance
Maki: Yeah if you keep saying assistance like that I'm calling the cops
MEGAPEDO: Why?? i only do legal stuff.
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: STOP THE CAP
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: I AINT LETTING U TOUCH ME
fingereater69: really hypocritical of you kugisaki
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: wdym??
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fingereater69: yo what the FUCK is that
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: everything that we did TOGETHER was justified and reasonable
fingereater69: ermm sure
Maki: I'm calling the cops on Nobara too.
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: dude i genuinely srsly did absolutely nothing wrong
007: hi guys it's me, mai
Maki: Disgusting.
007: o fuck off
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: omg mai. ngl i've been thinking lately, the fact that you've not been the victim of a malicious assault and battery is crazy.
007: bro funny that. cos i was thinking that i might actually put a bomb under your bed and blow you the fuck up
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: blow my back out first mommy
007: DUDE WAHTTTTTTTTTTT
fingereater69: mai kicking her feet and squealing rn
007: no >:(
MEGAPEDO: guys.
MEGAPEDO: I need the... assistance of the first years.
SHOKO FRICK YEAH: MEI the way you are saying that is SCARY! Consider the mindset of the children when you speak to them like that!
MEGAPEDO: Ok i'll stop saying assistance
SHOKO FRICK YEAH: Thank you.
MEGAPEDO: I need the... cooperation of the first years.
SHOKO FRICK YEAH: BRO!
✨ HAMMER TIME ✨: mei... i think ur a pedo.
MEGAPEDO: I fundamentally disagree with that statement.
