𝓦𝓐𝓘𝓣 𝓕𝓞𝓡 𝓘𝓣--𝓟𝓙𝓞

Logan gives the bully a shower

"But first, you have to know how I came to camp."

"Aw what?"

"You said you wanted everything, didn't you?"

"I did."

"Okay. now...this is when my brother and I were about thirteen years old."

𒄆𒄆𒄆𒄆𒄆𒄆𒄆𒄆

I'm not a fan of getting hunted down by monsters one bit. Not at all actually. Monsters are the worst. They are dirty and vile, and they always manage to catch you at the worst times.

You must be wondering why I'm talking about them if I hate them so much, huh? Well, if you don't relate to this, I suggest you close this book so you don't get any more confused. But if you do then I have one thing to say to you too.

CLOSE THIS BOOK!

If you aren't already infected by the curse I call 'being a demigod' then I suggest you put this book down immediately and try to live a normal life, well as normal as it can be for someone like us. Whatever lie your parents or guardians told you, believe it, because I promise you you would not like living amongst us, being targeted every single day, and living with the fact that you could become breakfast for a monster in a matter of seconds.

If you have gotten this far, then you are still reading and not heeding my warnings at all. Fine, but just know that I warned you.

Now, the thing with being a demigod is that we cannot think straight. Seriously. All of us. Being a demigod means you're born with ADHD and dyslexia and it is the worst! You, as I said, can't sit still, meaning you are moving around and not paying attention to anything. You're probably not paying attention to what I'm saying right now, are you? The words are probably just some mumbo jumbo, isn't it? That's the second thing ADHD can do. It can make words on paper look like alphabet soup. You are annoyed now, trust me, so am I, but it'll all be in your favor soon, trust me.

Now, what was I saying before all this? Oh yeah, monsters. THEY ARE THE WORST! And not just no under-the-bed monsters either. Chimeras, Drakons, Furies (or kindly ones as we call them), and all others! Each one we fight is worse than the last. You may just think they are just myths, and man I can't help but envy you. I wish they were myths but they are as real as rainbows. Let me tell you how we last encountered them.

But first let me give you another bit of info (boring, I know, but this is crucial to your life as a demigod.) The last time a monster fought us was at our middle school Sypress Point. This was the fourth middle school we've been to in the last three years and the eighth school we've been to our entire lives.

Remember when I said that having ADHD meant you can't sit still even if your life depended on it? Yeah, it also makes it impossible to listen during class, which makes it more and more likely for you to get suspended or expelled.

Once in first grade, my older twin brother Logan thought it was funny to put an entire cage of rats in the principal's office even though everyone knew she was deadly afraid of rats. Well, he got in trouble and expelled after she passed out in her office. They couldn't find all of the rats and the principal had to move somewhere else until they found all of the rats. Well, it's been about eight years and I don't think they found the rats.

Then, in fifth grade, I was on the roof looking at the cars passing by. I was looking and saw a giant rhino-sized tiger walking with the cars. Once the teachers finally found me, they didn't believe me when I told them what I saw and suspended me for leaving without the class and being on the roof unsupervised. I got expelled later that week for a reason I can't remember.

This is the last school in the area that will accept us and we promised that we weren't going to cause anymore trouble. And we didn't for the most part! We survived almost a year of this place, only three months to go and we'd be home free!