The Transfer Students From Hell

Chapter 3

Again the two groups of friends ended up spending the day together, staying in one big group this time around. They walked all around the city going into a shop every now and then, buying things that interested them. After eating lunch and a little more exploring somehow they ended up inside what looked to Ichigo and friends like a castle, but to the others it was just a house, their house.

"Grimm, what the fuck does your dad do? This place is HUGE."

"Well, you see I have this theory that they both do porn on the side."

"Nnoitra! No, they don't do porn. Szayela's an awesome chemist, Harribiel's one of the leading Victoria Secret models, Gin's a private investigator, and Aizen's a commercial lending director."

"No matter what'chya say Nel, I'm always gunna believe they do porn on the side AND that they're fuck buddies."

Nel rolled her eyes and Grimmjow laughed. Ichigo wanted to ask who all of them were but figured out he'd find out sooner or later. They were in their house after all, they had to show up sometime.

"Ah, and who are all of these people? Did you lot of imbeciles actual manage to make friends?"

Grimmjow and Nnoitra groaned and Ulquiorra looked even more displeased than usual while Nel introduced everyone the pink hairs man standing in front of them.

"Everyone this is Szayela."

There was a collective 'hi' from the group as Szayela smiled and walked over to Ulquiorra to lean in and ask him a few questions no one else could here. Ulquiorra answered and the former seemed pleased with the answers he received.

"Lovely to meet you all, welcome to our home, Grimm, Nnoi, if you mess with any of my things I will turn you into my next experiments."

He smiled at the two teens, who looked as if they'd just been faced with their worst nightmare. He left with that, saying that he had work to attend to and would return later. Soon after he left a tall, tan, beautiful, woman with long blonde hair and an amazing body walk through the front door. She was wearing white skinny jeans, black heals, and a white jacket that had a collar that covered the bottom half of her face.

!"Welcome back."!

Everyone was a bit shocked that Starrk was the first to speak to the woman. She nodded and then turned her attention to the group of teens she'd never seen before.

"Wow, you actually brought people to the house. Don't destroy anything."

Before anyone could engage her in conversation she grabbed the suit case she had had behind her and went up the stairs, out of site.

"That was Harribiel, she not being rude I promise, she just got back from a trip to Italy."

Everyone nodded at Nel's explanation as Starrk lead the way to their game room. The room was about as big as Ichigo's house, with was pool table, a foosball table, an air hockey table, and a huge collection of game consoles and video games to go with them that were surrounded by bean bag chairs and piles of fluffy pillows. Starrk immediately went for a large pile of pillows, buried himself in it and went to sleep. Nel grabbed Nnoitra, Renji, and Ichigo and charged to the foosball table, Ichigo and Renji on one team and Nel and Nnoitra on the other, making a bet saying the loosing team had to dress up in a sexy maid costume the rest of the night. Orihime grabbed Ulquiorra and rushed to the air hockey table, saying that if she won he'd have to accompany her to the library again next weekend, Rukia challenge Lillinet to a game of Super Smash Bros, making a bet that whoever lost had to wake Starrk up, and Chad and Grimmjow played a game of pool, no bets involved.

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"My dick barely fits in this thing."

Nnoitra frowned as he pulled on the pink material of his current outfit.