The Transfer Students From Hell

Chapter 4

Ulquiorra had been up for about an hour and a half and was ready for school, however he was the only one. He peered into the game room to see Orihime still sound asleep. It was almost six o'clock and everyone would be waking up soon so he figured he would wake her up now instead of having someone else come along and wake her up unpleasantly. He strode over to where she lay on the couch and kneeled so he was face to face with her. He poked her nose gently.

"Wake up."

All he received in response was a groan and a small shuffle of movement. He poked her cheek this time and received the same response. Deciding that gently probing her would get him nothing he gently pinched her nose and she sprung up like a jack in the box, flailing and screaming nonsense about aliens and dinosaurs. All her movement caused her to fall off the couch and onto Ulquiorra.

"Woman, I don't remember ever becoming a chair, so would you please get off of me?"

"Hm? Huh? Oh! I'm so sorry!"

Orihime jumped off of Ulquiorra's back and immediately began rattling off apologies, asking if he was ok and such.

"Enough, I'm fine."

"Oh, ok. Well, um, why am I still here? Where is everyone else?"

"You fell asleep on me last night, everyone else is upstairs, asleep."

"Oh, ok. It's Monday right? Do you think someone could take me home to get my school things?"

"Yes, come with me, I'll take you."

Ulquiorra lead Orihime to the garage where he unlocked a green Nissan Altima, he held open her door for her and then got into the driver's side and began pulling out of the driveway while Orihime struggled to give him directions to her house.

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Szayela stood at the foot of the stairs, waiting for the reaction of his family members to his new alarm clock. The first voice he heard was the orange haired boy, Ichigo, the second was Grimmjow's.

"What the fuck is this!?"

"This is what happens when you live with a bullshit chemist in the house!"

Next Nelliel came charging down the stairs, holding a large amount of stuffed animals, dropping a few along the way yelling.

!"Save the animals! Save them! Ah I dropped Bowabowa! FIRE!"!

After laughing he picked up the stuffed worm, Bowabowa, that she had dropped and handed it to her as Nnoitra, who had come running due to her frantic screaming, to calm her in his own not so pleasant way.

"Shut up! It's not a fire! Earth to Bimbo! There's no fire, you're ok."

By this time everyone else had left their rooms and were at the foot of the stairs glaring at the pink haired man before them as the colorful smoke from his small smoke bombs rained down from their rooms. He smiled.

"Good morning all."

The smallest of them, Rukia he believed, looked up at Ichigo with sleep still heavy in her eyes.

"I want Chappy."

"I don't have Chappy."

"But I want him."

"I don't have him."

"But Ichigoooo!!"

Ichigo groaned loudly.

"Someone take us home so she'll stop whining about her stupid rabbit please!?"

"He's not stupid!"