The Transfer Students From Hell

Chapter 7

"Someone tell me why there is an albino child sleeping with Gin upstairs?"b

"What!?"

Ichigo gawked at Szayela who was standing in front of him and his other companions with his arms crossed. Grimmjow snorted.

"Looks like you cousin's into older men Ichi."

"Shut up!"

"Good, Gin finally got laid, now all of you go do your homework."

The teens in the room jumped when Aizen's voice suddenly came from behind them.

"He better not have! That's my cousin!"

"And? We can all be one big family. You're sleeping with Grimm, the little princess is sleeping with Ulquiorra, and Gin's sleeping with your cousin."

"I'm not sleeping with Grimmjow!"

Ichigo blushed deeply along with Orihime who was trying to form words but was too embarrassed.

"I'm not a pig like Grimmjow, I haven't touched her."

"Yet."

Nnoitra said under his breathe, earning him a slap upside the head from Ulquiorra.

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Everyone sat around the large white dining table that was set in the middle of the black dining room with Aizen at the head of the table. Starrk was asleep to his left, next to Lillinet, Nnoitra, Nell, Orihime, and Ulquiorra. On the right side was Gin, Shiro, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Szayela and Harribiel.

"Now there are a few things I'd like to address at this family meeting but this one is first.-"

He turned to his right to stare at Gin.

"-What the hell is wrong with you! You're going to get arrested for being a pedophile and then how am I and Harribiel supposed to pay the mortgage!?"

Gin simply closed his eyes and smiled- as he always did.

"I did nothing that would get me arrested and he is not a minor, he turned 18 a few months ago."

Aizen sighed and dragged his hand down his face.

"Alright then, next issue. Ulquiorra, you and the princess are dating?"

"Yes."

He replied simply and shortly as he usually did while Orihime blushed slightly.

"Ok, fabulous, maybe I'll get one set of grandchildren considering the rest of my children seem to be a bunch of raging queers."

"HEY! This side of the table is straight with the exception of sleeping beauty!"

Nnoitra yelled.

"Alright, alright half of you are straight. Anyways next, Grimm are you dating Ichigo?"

"No!"

"Yes."

The two boys answered at the same time and all Aizen could do was shake his head.

"Alright well you two work on that. I'm done here, do any of you have anything to say?"

Shiro was the first to speak.

"Wait so, sleepin' beauty an' the blondie one ova there are both gay? I mean it was pretty damn easy to tell with the other two but them too?"

"Yes"

"And the evil tree is straight?"

Nnoitra gave him an odd look.

"Did you just fucking call me an evil tree?"

Yea, you've got an eye patch and you look like someone's been shitting in your cornflakes for the last ten years and you're like twenty feet tall."

"I'm only 7'0 ½" asshole! And yes I'm straight. I'm not a cock muncher."

"Nnoitra, for one, only and 7'0 ½" should only be used in the same sentence when you're speaking about a skyscraper and for two, you do not munch on a cock. If someone's been munching on yours they are terribly uneducated and I'm deeply sorry for you. You lick and suck, never munch."

Szayela smiled, satisfied with the look of anger his response and evoked out of Nnoitra as the other members at the table laughed and smiled.

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"I don't know Shunsui, I mean half of my students don't even listen to a single thing I say anymore. Maybe I'm losing my edge."

"Joshiro, you haven't lost anything but maybe a little bit of sanity over the years, but who hasn't? I know I certainly have."

"Did you ever have it to begin with though?"

The two men laughed as they sat in Shunsui's class room. Nanao had left early seeing as she was going out with her sister Lisa.

The door to the art room opened and a student walked in and sat at a table without a word. Shunsui smiled at the teen.

"Why hello Starrk, to what do we owe the honor?"

He looked between the two men for a minute before replying.

"Lillinet has band practice, I'm waiting for her so I figured I'd wait in here."

"Ah well that's perfectly fine. Joshiro have you met Starrk? Even though all he does is sleep he's my favorite student, he reminds me of myself when I was young."

Joshiro Ukitake looked at the tall young man before him and smiled, remembering the several times he'd seen him walking through the halls with a few of his friends and that time that he busted into his classroom to yell at his sister.

"I've seen him but unfortunately I've never had the pleasure of speaking with him."

"Well now would be the perfect opportunity wouldn't it?"

Just as the last words left Shunsui's mouth his phone began ringing. He looked at the text message he had just received. It was from Nanao and it read 'I may take the day off tomorrow, Lisa wants to go to a bar with the rest of the people from Vizard Co. so if they get her drunk I'll have to take care of her. Sorry.' He smiled to himself as a wonderful idea popped into his head

"Oh dear, looks like one of the other teachers needs my help on something so I'll be gone for a while but please don't let that stop the two of you from getting to know each other."

As he got up he winked at his fellow teacher, which earned him an odd look from the other, and left the room heading to find somewhere he could take a nap. He was very fond of his friend Joshiro, as they'd known each other since high school, but he couldn't remember him ever having a serious relationship with anyone since his boyfriend died about ten years ago. Shunsui wanted to ensure that if anything were to ever happen his dear friend would have someone there for him. Although he hadn't known Starrk for long he thought they'd make a good pair, despite their obvious age gap and the fact that they were a teacher and a student, the first one he knew neither of the two would even consider as an issue, the second one could easily be worked around.