The Transfer Students From Hell

Chapter 2

A/N :
Whenever there's a quotation mark that looks like this --> !"blah blah blah"! it means that whoever is speaking is speaking Spanish. I tried to just translate it to Spanish but sadly I don't speak the language and Google translate isn't always that accurate. Thanks for reading!

"Alright class, I have no announcements to make today so you're free to do what you want, as usual, don't burn the room down. See ya, Have a nice weekend!"
Urahara sensei waved as he left the room, probably on his way to see principle Yuroichi to discuss 'business'. Finally it was Friday and after school everyone could go home and not have to worry about homework or getting up on time the next morning.
"Yo, Strawberry, what are you doing this weekend."
"Not you if that's what you were wondering."
Grimmjow laughed as he sat on Ichigo's desk.
"Well, that's a shame but I wanted to know if you'd show me around town, and who knows maybe by the end of the day you'll change your mind about doing me."
He grinned down at him. To be honest he didn't have anything interesting to do and showing Grimmjow around would get him away from Goat Face's 'fatherly love' for a while.
"Alright, fine. I'll show you around town this weekend."
"Oo I wanna come!"
"Me too!"
"Sounds good to me."
"Can I come?"

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That's how he ended up here in a small café, stuffed between Grimmjow and Renji, surrounded by a bunch of yelling idiots, half of which he was friends with.
"Can someone explain to me how this became a family outing?"
"Well Grimmy, you see the rest of us don't know our way around town either so it's only fair. Don't worry we're all going in our own little groups so you'll get time alone with your boyfriend."
"I'm not his boyfriend!"
Nel winked at him as she took a sip of her drink. After a while of sitting in the café talking they all got up and decided that they'd go their separate ways and meet back there at eight. It was ten, that's ten whole hours of this mess, Renji and Ichigo were betting on who'd lose their shit first, Nnoitra or Grimmjow. Ichigo's bet was obviously on Grimmjow.
"Nel why didn't you go with Orihime? I thought you too got along?"
"They do, but she enjoys making my life as much of a living hell as possible."
"Exxxxactly!"
She smiled and patted Nnoitra on the back and Renji gave Ichigo a look telling him that he was about five minutes away from losing our bet. He looked back at Grimmjow, who was just calmly looking around and cursed himself, he was going to lose this one.

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"Where are the rest of your friends, woman?"
"Tatsuki had a game and Uryu didn't want to come."
He simply nodded and continued to walk in silence.
"You know you don't have to call me woman. You can call me Orihime."
All she received was a side glance, something she'd come to realize was his way of telling people their question or statement didn't require an answer. They continued to walk in silence along the sidewalk, looking around at all the shops when suddenly Orihime saw that they were approaching the bakery she worked at part time. She grabbed Ulqiuorra's hand and began dragging him. Once they were inside she began roaming around, too excited to remember to let go of his hand.
"Orihime! What are you doing here don't you have today off?"
She looked over at her co-worker Hinaturo, who was looking between her and Ulquiorra.
"Oh, is he your boyfriend?"
She realized he was looking down at their hands and instantly pulled hers away, blushing a bright red and looking over at Ulquiorra who didn't seem to care for anything they were saying.
"Oh, no! He's a transfer student from school and I'm showing him around town."
Hinaturo nodded and they heard their other co-worker Tsubaki yell from the kitchen.
"Sure, that's what they all say! Hurt her and I'll kill you, kid!"
She and Hinaturo smiled. She loved working here, everyone was so nice to her. She looked up at Ulquiorra and noticed he looked rather bored, more than usual so she decided to say her goodbyes and head out to look for something he'd enjoy.
"Is there anything you like to do?"
"I enjoy reading."
"Oh! There's a library a little further down, do you want to go?'
"I suppose."
They arrived at the library and instantly Orihime was off to the Manga section as Ulquiorra went to the Nonfiction section. They sat there for hours, every once and a while Ulquiorra hearing a loud squeal from Orihime on the other side of the store.

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"Starrk would ya wake up already!?"
"Hn."
Starrk, Lillinet, Rukia, and Chad all sat at a table in a one of the other various cafés in the area. Starrk was trying to sleep as Lillinet smacked him with napkins and Rukia watched in amusement and Chad simply sat, watching, feeling slightly sorry for the poor man.
!"Lil, let me sleep and I'll carry you on my shoulders all the way home."!
"Really!?"
!"Yes, now hush."!
She clapped her hands and smiled.
"So Rukia, what do you like to do for fun?"
"I like drawing and spending time with my friends. What do you like to do?"
"I don't really know. All I did in Mexico was stay with Starrk, trying to keep him awake."
"You didn't go to school?"
"No, the other two people that live at our house, Harribiel and Szayela taught us everything we know. They're the oldest of us all."
"Oh, ok. What do they do?"
"Szayela works at a chemistry lab and Harribiel is a model."
"Wow! A model?!"
"Yea Victoria Secret's third top model."
"Wow!"
"That's impressive."
They both looked over to Chad who had been silent the whole time until now and Lillinet smiled at him.
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Ulquiorra had stood in the library for eight hours reading, interrupted only by the constant squealing of the woman who had accompanied him to their present location. He had already finished nineteen books and was half way through his twentieth when his phone began to buzz in his pocket. He unlocked it to find a text from Grimmjow.
'yo batman, where are you and the little princesa? Were s'posed to be meetin at the cafy. All o us r waitin 4 ya'
He shook his head at the man's horrible grammar. He put his book back and walked over to the Manga section where he found Orihime on the floor laying on her stomach surrounded by stacks of manga, smiling foolishly at the one she was currently reading.
"It is time to go."
She looked up in shock and then stood, knocking over several stacks of manga as she did so.
"Oh, ok. Just let me put all these back and then we can leave ok?"
She began cleaning the books up, taking about five minutes to locate where to book belonged and then replace it neatly. At the rate she was going they wouldn't be out of the library until twelve o'clock in the morning so Ulquiorra began helping her to move things along.

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!"I told you on the way home, Lil. That doesn't include now."!
"But I'm comfy. Are you saying you're too weak to hold me up here?"
Starrk sighed as Lillinet gave him an evil smirk from her perch atop his shoulders. Ulquiorra and Orihime walked into the café to find that their friends were the only customers left for the day, as the café usually closed at eight o'clock sharp, but since Orihime and her friends had known the owners, Rangiku and Toshiro, they were allowed to stay as long as they liked. Everyone was yelling about one thing or another, except Chad of course who sat silently watching.
"This damned booth is too small for all of us! Nel get your fat ass off of me!"
"Ichi, looks like I win! Pay up!"
"Tsk whatever."
Ichigo handed money to the beaming red head while Nnoitra continued to try to get Nel off his lap. All eleven of them were sitting in a booth meant for a maximum of eight. Lillinet was seated atop Starrk's shoulders, sat on the outside of the booth next to Chad and Rukia and on the other side sat Ichigo, Renji, Grimmjow and Nel on Nnoitra's lap. Orihime walked over and sat beside Starrk as Ulquiorra, being the only on with some common sense aside from Starrk whom was too lazy to care, pulled a chair over and sat at the head of the table.
"Nel, get the fuck off and go get a chair like Batshit over here did."
"No, there's only room for one chair there and I'm perfectly comfortable where I am."
He sighed, realized he'd never win and gave up. They sat this way for hours talking about random things, learning more about each other until it was almost one in the morning. Realizing what time it was and that they should head home they all got up saying their goodbyes, Orihime going to the back of the shop to find a totally plastered Rangiku and Toshiro with him normal look of aggravation to tell them thank you and say good bye.

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'hey my lil strawberry'
'Grimm? How'd you get my number?'
'princesa gave us all your numbers'
'Princesa?'
'the orange haired version of nel'
'Orihime. Her name's Orihime.'
Ichigo reminded himself to talk to her about that later. Why the hell would she give them all our numbers? But then again, he couldn't be mad at her because he knew she was too sweet to say no if one of them had asked.
'ya ya whatever. Wht r all of ya doin tmrrw? Nel and lil wanna go out again.'
'I'm not doing anything. I'll text everyone else when I get up in the morning. It's 1 30 in the morning, im going to bed, night Blueberry.'
'night my lil strawberry'
'I'm not your strawberry'
'not yet ;)'
Ichigo fell asleep before he had a chance to reply.