Norman One-shots

Robbie's cousin?

∆Warnings∆
∆Dipper x Norman
∆AU
∆ Cringe, kinda?
∆M x M
∆OOC? (Out of character)
∆short

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Ever since Dipper met Robbie, he knew that he was going to be a big problem. What he didn't know was that his cousin was going to be a bigger problem.

Dipper's P.O.V

I was at the Mystery Shack swiping the floor when I heard it.

"Your little cousin is coming over? Why ..... Oh .... Huh .... Cool!" Wendy spoke. She has been in a talk with Robbie for a long while.

At first Dipper was confused, why would Robbie tell Wendy about his cousin visiting Gravity Falls? Then it hit him.

He is probably going to use that as an excuse to hang out with her! Then they will start going out more, and if they go out more, the more they will know about each other! Andrhemoretheyknowabouteachother the more they will love each other!!!

"Dude, why have you been swiping that spot for the last 5 minutes?" Soos probably asked me, but I completely ignored him and yelled "I have to stop them!!!"

I then quickly let go of the broom and ran out of the Mystery Shack and I heard Grunkle Stan yell "get back to work! Or I won't pay you!"

But I don't care! I can't let Robbie get too close to Wendy!

×later×

I looked around and noticed, I don't know where they are! No! He is probably already going out with Wendy!

I then tripped...IT WAS ON PURPOSE!!!... but anyways, I tripped on purpose, and fell face flat in the pavement.

"...ow..."

"Are you ok!?" I heard someone say, I just grumbled and rolled over, to face the sky, but instead I saw a boy. The boy had blue eyes and pale skin. I would have probably thought the kid was a vampire if it wasn't because he was in the sun.

"I'm so stupid, of course you aren't ok" the kid sighed and kneeled down next to me. "How much does your face hurt?"

"Oh ... Umm... Almost nothing" I looked away, geez I didn't know that today was going to be hot.

The kid stood up and offered me his hand. I grabbed it and he helped me stand up. "Yeah, at least you are ok and your pride had taken the most damage."

I glared at him and he chuckled. I don't know why but something about him seems familiar.

"What's your name?" I asked, I hope he is someone new and one of the actual citizens because that would be awkward.

"I'm Norman! I am new to Gravity Falls." He crossed his arms in an annoyed manner. "My cousin was going to pick me up but he never showed up! I ended up getting bored and I started exploring the place!"

"Well, hi Norman, call me Dipper" Norman smiled  and nodded.

Well, that sure is a coincidence, but they can't possibly be cousins, right?

I mean, look at Norman! He is very approachable and cute! I mean! He kinda is cute not that he is but I'm also not saying that he isn't! Anyways, then look at Robbie, literally the most hateful guy in the world!
0 percent approachable, nope! It is settled, they aren't cousins.

"How much do you know about the place?" I asked him, unintentionally leaning a bit forward.

He blushes a bit and looks away. "Well...umm I think I am kinda lost."

...cute.... ANYWAYS!!!

"I can show you around if you want" I immediately said.

"Really? Thank you so much" Norman said with a smile.

We hung out with Norman and showed him Gravity Falls. It wasn't anything amazing but Norman seemed to be impressed by many things.

Then we went to our final stop, the Mystery Shack.

"So is this where you stay?" Norman asked me, tilting his head a bit.

"Yeah, it's an ok place, but there isn't anything interesting about it" I said as I opened the door and entered. Norman looked around as he entered.

"This place is cool, though it looks fake" Norman said while looking at the jar with eyeballs. "Or disgusting"

"Hehe yeah, it gives out that vibe-" I was suddenly interrupted by him.

"Norman! There you are! I have been looking for you all day!" Robbie/ugh/ said/screeched/

"I'm fine Robbie, I'm with my friend Dipper! He was showing me around town" Norman said, trying to reassure Robbie.

Robbie then glared at me and I glared at him back. "Well, we have to go, Norman, you don't want to make your aunt worry more, do you?"

"Ok" Norman sighed and looked at me and whispered. "See you tomorrow?"

I was surprised but nodded, he smiled and waved goodbye to me as he followed Robbie.

"Oh! You already met Robbie's cousin!" I heard my sister say next to me.

... damnit...