Percy Jackson Oneshots

Midnight Fishing

Tiny snippet. Getting used to PJO writing styles.

"Percy, it's 9 am, why are we on a boat???" Demanded the son of Hades. "Is this a form of torture?"

"This isn't Torture Nico, it's called fishing," Percy pointed out. Jason raised a brow. He wasn't going to comment on how they're all in PJs and crammed on a boat.

"How can you fish with the son of Poseidon? You don't even eat fish!" Jason exclaimed, throwing his hands up. Absolutely ridiculous.

"What would we even do with it?" Nico scowled. "Say hello-"

"OK obviously we're not actually fishing." Percy tossed the paddle back in.

Both Jason and Nico turned to look at eachother like 'are you hearing this? So not obvious'

"I'm not crazy, seriously." Percy said upon noticing the odd glances from his comrades.

"So we're gonna pick it up, I'm gonna be like 'yo what's up' and then we let him go!"

"We???" Nico quizzed.

"That's the definition of you going to an aquarium." Jason pointed out, finger jammed to Pdrcys forheead

"You guys know my opinion on Aquariums! And I'm also banned from them." Percy lowered said finger.

Nico groaned heavily. "Can't even shadow travel out of this forsaken boat..something blaring on us."

They glanced around. Percy smiled.

"That was my dinner prayer. You guys are stuck with me!" He grinned stupidly.

"What's the plan? How do you get the fish?" Jason leaned back, a bit curious now that he was stuck here. Of course he could take flight but it was too dark to know where to go.

Percy paused.

"Eh, you know," he made a hand gesture like that would clear things up.

"Guys, I'm tired, tired of his bullshit." Nico muttered, resting his face in his hands

"Fishing hook! Or rod." Percy exclaimed.