Haru keeps trying to save his wife from the giant sloth, but nothing works. He gets a closer look and realizes the sloth has glowing green eyes.
Haru: Yui!!!! The sloth's eyes are glowing green! What does this mean? Is it even a real sloth?
The sloth's eyes are glowing because it senses danger.
Daniel Mongra: IMPERTUS!
Chloe suddenly realizes that she got separated from Daniel and Takashi.
Chloe: Guys! Where did you go?
Daniel Mongra uses sorcery to teleport himself and Takashi to the White Pikmin Onion.
Takashi: Wait... You're the one who has been releasing White Pikmin into the wild. I saw you on the news. White Pikmin are known to be sterile and can damage ecosystems.
Daniel Mongra: That never happened.
Daniel Mongra: *If he wasn't so untrusting, I could just use sorcery and this would be so much easier.*
Daniel Mongra shoves Takashi under the onion and it sucks him up.
Takashi: Stop!!!
Daniel Mongra: No one can resist Dandori...
The onion sucks him in and spits him back out, planting him in the ground.
Daniel Mongra plucks him
Takashi now has leaves on his head.
Takashi: Dandori... Dandori is more than step-by-step; it is step-beside-step, all hands working, all leaves rustling, together and apart, yes, yes...
Daniel Mongra: Perfect. Now, take Chloe to the Nutella factory to get her Nutella and box tops. If she asks why you look different, tell her it's a costume I gave you.
Takashi: Of course.
Daniel Mongra: IMPERTUS!
Daniel Mongra uses sorcery to teleport Takashi back to Chloe. He gets on top of the White Onion and it starts flying somewhere.
The police and animal control make it to Haru's house. They are terrified to see the giant sloth.
One of the animal control people try to shoot the sloth with a tranquilizer, but it doesn't work.
The sloth grabs the dart and stabs Yui with it. She falls sleep.
Haru: YUI!!! ARE YOU OKAY?
Officer: We can't shoot the sloth with a gun. He has a hostage, and he is strong enough to resist tranquilizer darts.
Haru: You have to do something, the sloth is hurting my wife!
Daniel Mongra shows up at Haru's house with the White Onion.
Haru: Is that a UFO? Is it where the sloth came from? Maybe it will let Yui go now.
The onion lands between the onion and the police.
Daniel Mongra: MENS IMPERIUM!
Suddenly all of the police and animal control people look at Haru. Daniel Mongra used sorcery to mind control them.
Officer: Haru, you are under arrest for animal cruelty and false 911 calls.
Haru: What? This sloth is attacking my wife! You have to stop it!
The officer puts Haru in handcuffs. The sloth suddenly starts moving, for the first time in a while. The Sloth takes Yui to the onion and places her under it. The onion sucks her up.
Haru: YUI!!!
The onion spits her out again, and the sloth plucks her. She has become a leafling, like Takashi.
Haru: I promise I will protect you, Yui.
Daniel Mongra: She doesn't need you to protect her, do you, Yui?
Yui: The sloth knows each hidden path and every gentle whisper of the wind. With him, I am safe, embraced by the world around us. Together we dance in Dandori, flowing like the rivers, where all is harmony, yes, yes...
Haru starts crying and the police take him away.
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The Dandori Cult
CasualeA story based on some stuff I came up with while having fun with Google Bard and Chat GPT.
