RECIPE - Teresa's "Long Jersey"

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1 parts rum,

1 part gin, is the key!

1 part vodka,

1 part Bourbon, for the Kick!


NO OJ! --> Bourbon replaces


a splash of cocaina

splash of iced tea

(Don't...don't go to jail for jumping a cop, ok)


DUMP that SHIT if it's got Agent Orange, demand Better!!!


Drink that shit outta the Goblet of Fire, and a sippy straw


- And a sunset porch, getting suck, as a hangman,

but getting off,

Scott Free.

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