Today, 10.1.24, is my new life as Ren, officially.
I am Cali Sober and Florida Tipsy.
Unpredictable like the Cleveland forecast,
as nuts as my daddy before me,
Inventor of New and Novel ways to lose.
XOOXO, Raven, when I fux with chemicals.
And for my efforts,
I'm goin to REHAB!
ironically, to celebrate :
Mix (1) part champagne
to (1) part Chambord =
my signature cocktail, the Victory ShamSham.
- made with A LOT of help by my friends.
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ANTHOLOGY : THE GRIPPY SOCK HOTEL
PuisiI got trapped in a mental health facility *who I will be suing, btw* Because they intentionally overdosed me on day 10 of my stay, to force a day eleven. They didn't count on me being smarter, and willing to bide my time, and wait. Anyway, this is...
