Kane:Abby. I just think-
Abby:We've been dating for practically eight years, Kane. I-I think we should be allowed to...to uh...take it to the next... y-you know what I mean.
Bea:Im on her side with this.
Kane:Really?
Bea:I would've done it earlier if I was the one dating you...n-not to sound weird, Abby.
Abby:Y-You're fine. I just thought that... you know, that we would've done it by now.
Kane:...T-Tell you what, Abby. Let's take a few days to...reset and refresh, then we can talk about it. That sound good?
Abby:.*nods*Y-Yes...but uh...I know this is weird, but can uh...BeeBee be involved?
Kane:Say what now?
Bea:I feel like this is a trap.
Abby:I-I meant her teaching me some things! She probably knows what you like.
Bea:O-Oh! I thought you...n-nevermind... but i will say that I can't really teach you anything, Abby. I'm also a virgin. I don't think anyone in this house has had sex before.
Abby:Claire has.
Kane:No, she hasn't.
Abby:Yeah, she has. She told me.
Kane:Yeah, right. I don't believe it.
Abby:...*mumbles*Looks like we'll have even more to talk about now.
Bea:Sooo...can we finish up the shower?
Abby:O-Oh, yeah.
April 18th, Year 8
Zeke:There is no way she's considering it. She's too innocent for that stuff.
Nova:Nova thinks it's adorable.
Zeke:I think it's a dumb idea, and Kane's the one that put it in her head.
Nova:Nova thinks you're just jealous.
Bea:Yeah, man. It ain't that deep. The girl's interested in doing stuff with him. Can ya really blame a girl?
Zeke:Just because you want to doesn't mean she should be thinking it. He'll me out here, Annabelle.
Anna:*blinks*
Zeke:...You could always just write down what you're saying.
Anna:*shakes head*
Zeke:You at least agree with me, though, right?
Anna:*shrugs*
Nyx:What's sex?
Zeke:Something you should never do until marriage.
Nova:That sounds pretty lame. Nova says you should have lots of it...*gasps* We should do it, Zekey!
Zeke:No way! Nuh uh, nope, nooo way. You keep those devilish fingers off of me.
Bea:...Nova, I'll have Kane cook you a real juicy steak if you chase him out of here for a bit.
Nova:DEAL! Come on, Nova's delicious treat. Let's have fun.
Zeke:AH, stay away from me!
Ezekiel ran out of the room while Nova followed after him. After a few seconds, Claire walked in and settled in next to Nyx on the couch. Nyx hugged Claire, then chuckled.
Nyx:Pretty Lady!
Claire:Hey there, Nyx. I missed you too... and are you all still talking about this? It's been two weeks.
Bea:He's the one that brings it up. I just encourage Abby and Kane...Speaking of which, how's it been with...you know?
Claire:Oh, she's still trying to wrap around some stuff, but I'm trying my best to tell her the correct stuff.
Bea:That's good. Those two have been-
Kane:*faintly*Claiiire!
Claire:Ooooh God.
Kane ran down the stairs and into the living room. He grabbed Claire's shoulders, then shook her.
Kane:Where did we used to live again?!
Claire:H-Hey, stop shaking me!
Kane:Oops, sorry.
Claire:*groans*You better be...and why do you wanna know?
Kane:Reasons.
Claire:I'm gonna need more than that, buddy.
Kane:...Murder reasons.
Claire:Who were you planning on murdering?!
Kane:Uhhh...your dad?
Claire:You are not...actually, you have my attention now.
Bea:I know this isn't weird to me since I was born down here, but isn't it weird for murder talk to be this normal up there on the surface?
Kane:Not if it's in the name of the Lord.
Claire:It still normally is bad, Kane.
Kane:I beg to differ...anyway, thoughts on patricide?
Claire:I'll admit that's very tempting, but I don't even know if he's alive...or how to get back up there.
Kane:I'm calling Lucy now.
Kane pulled out his phone and called Lucifer. Everyone waited a moment, but Lucifer didn't answer. Kane grabbed Beatrix's phone, and Lucifer immediately picked up.
Lucifer:Need something?
Kane:Yeah, dickhead.
Lucifer:...*sighs*Alright, what do you want?
Kane:I wanna head back to the surface. I have some things I wanna do.
Lucifer:Where the hell do you want me to send you, Brazil?
Kane:Nope, another part of Missouri.
Lucifer:Why?
Kane:I wanna head back to my hometown.
Zeke:He wants to kill Claire's dad.
Lucifer:And why's that?
Claire:Mostly cuz he's an alcoholic scumbag who treated me and my mom like shit.
Kane:That and I reaaally wanna burn something again. That was fun last time.
Zeke:Please, don't agree with him.
Nova:Now wants to go on an adventure!
Kane:Yeah, adventure! Lemme take your daughter on a trip.
Lucifer:Are you fucking insane?! She's practically feral. Why would I ever let her loose on the surface?
Kane:I could get her out of your hair for a bit. Maybe a few days.
Lucifer:...
Zeke:Lucifer, don't consider it.
