Just what IS Dastardly's plan?

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n Dastardly's ship's pilot area, Dastardly was tending to his curled up mustache by trimming it, applying hair spray, and putting on mustache oil. He holds up a mirror to his mustache to get a good look at it after getting it straightened.

"Stay....stay right there." Dastardly starts. "Yes, that's perfect."

Just then the sides of his mustache curl up out of nowhere and he says, "Ugh!!"

When he hears the door behind him open, he looks over and sees the tiny gold and white robot with the vacuum head standing there. The robot chirps a few times, telling him something only he an understand.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! Very good! Tell me all about it!" Dastardly replies. "Did that idiot in a cape's boy wet himself when THOUSANDS of you showed up at my command?"

The robot nodded a few times.

"Good." Dastardly states. "Do yo have me a way to get the dog yet?"

The robot sighed and shook his head.

"No??" Dastardly questioned before turning and walking to the table in front of his chair as he said, "Why can't I have competent henchmen like EVERY OTHER EVIL VILLAIN???? Even the Decepticons had more cooperation with me when Megatron vanished...."

The robot beeped a few times, apologizing. So, Dastardly turned around, grabbed the robot, held him over a pit of spikes and deadly pipes and said, "You imbecile, "I'm sorry" doesn't cut it!!"

The robot whimpered a few times and prayed, hoping to get mercy.

"Fine, fine, fine." Dastardly says as he sets the robot down. :Just this once. But mark my words, IF NONE OF YOU FIND ME A WAY TO GET SCOOBY-DOO, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BE SCRAP METAL!! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!"

Once all the robots left the room, Dastardly reached into his pocket and pulled out a photo of Muttley.

He sighed as he rubbed his mustache straight as he said, "Please don't lose faith in me yet, my friend. We will get what we deserve."

"Soon, all of humanity will pay for what they did to us...." Dastardly said. Just then, his mustache curled up again as he shouted, "Ugh!!! It's the humidity!!!"

In the Falcon Fury, after Scooby had gotten a new super suit and collar removed, Shaggy was sitting off to the side of everything. Rocking back and forth in the floating chair he had found. That's when Penelope came up to him.

"Hey partner." Penelope comments. "You okay?"

"I'll be fine." Shaggy comments, sighing

Penelope looked at him.

"I can tell you aren't." Penelope said. "Just talk about it. I'm here to listen and t let ya let it all out."

"It's just that, like, I don't even know where to begin, Penelope." Shaggy comments. "It's like I feel left out."

Penelope sighed, putting her hand gently on Shaggy's shoulder.

"I get that." Penelope comments. "I doubt that Brian and Dynomutt meant for it to come off that way.  If it means anything, I did get somethin for ya. Keith, hand me Package 19."

Suddenly, a box dropped down into Penelope's hands. 

"I know you're a bit of a comics guy and one of your favorite comic serieses was Commander Cool and some of the comics BF made based off his and Dynomutt's old adventures." Penelope comments. "So as a way of showin that at least I was thinkin about you, I got this."

Penelope handed the box to Shaggy. Shaggy opened the box and every comic was a mint condition copy of various comic books. Both of Commander Cool and some of Blue Falcon's comics.

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 18, 2024 ⏰

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