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When Kidnapped?

James Potter:

1. Is screaming for help and to be let go. Is literally panicking like he's abt to die (valid).

2. Starts beat-boxing from the stress of it all.

3. Thinks about Reg and how he's doing right now bc the kidnapper told him that he isn't the only person kidnapped that he knows.

4. Starts rapping and the kidnapper(s) are crying to themselves bc they're stuck with this thing.

5. Is always wailing and sobbing and not shutting his mouth to the point where the kidnapper decides to let him go bc it's getting annoying.

Peter Pettigrew:

1. He's the one doing the kidnapping.

2. He would probably be sobbing quietly, and when told to shut up he would get all angry like, "MAN THE LEAST YOU COULD'VE DONE WAS GIVE ME A SNACK??"

3. He would end up eating the kidnapper. That's literally the only way he gets out. (no, it's not bc he's overweight, it's bc he actually would.)

4. James and Sirius are terrified of him, and Remus is concerned when they find out.

Dorcas Meadows:

1. Is just fucking scary. She'll just sit there and stare at you with the evilest most darkest most degrading glare in the world.

2. It feels like your mother is disappointed in you or some shit.

3. Would sing creepy songs from movies/shows just so the kidnappers would shit their pants.

4. Eventually there's silence and they enter the room to see what's up, and all they get is a stab in the eye from her nails, a rope wrapped around their throat, broken (sharp) chair legs shoved into their legs and arms, and tape slapped against their mouths so they die quietly.

5. When she stumbles across her friends and shares with them how she escaped, they all cheer her on. (James is crying).

Regulus Black:

1. He would state the weirdest and most darkest facts known to human kind, and it unsettles the kidnapper.

2. Would start laughing like a maniac at random moments of his time spent there. This is all his amazing acting, btw.

3. Demands to know how his friends are and how James is. He uses his tactics to find out their plan and how to get out.

4. Will start screaming until his voice cracks and breaks off.

5. The kidnappers can't take it anymore so they let him go. He kills them with a flick of his wrist.

Evan Rosier and Barty Crouch Jr:

1. These two mfs would be kidnapped together.

2. They would roast the absolute shit out of the kidnapper, it would be so bad to the point where they had to leave the room to sob.

3. Regulus would be proud.

4. "Bruh..what are those shoes bruh 💀" "man, I ain't got no clue don't ask me. They don't even look like shoes they look like sum Victorian era lookin ass slice of bread 💀" "1, 2, buckle my shoe type shi 🤓"

5. They're low key kind of funny and the kidnapper sometimes has to stifle their laughter.

6. The only way they get out is bc they bully the kidnapper so much to the point where they start hysterically having a mental breakdown and give them a knife so they cut their ropes and leave. (They murder him while making sadistic jokes).

Pandora Rosier:

1. She would never get kidnapped. No one would dare try it, because they wouldn't be able to.

2. Let's say if she was somehow able to be kidnapped, she would most definitely start humming to herself and dancing in her chair.

3. The kidnappers would have no problem with this, thinking their plans are going smoothly, until her eyes glaze over and begin to widen, and her body begins to tremble.

4. She starts to explain their cause of death, when they die, how they die, if they get murdered, how, when, by who? She states their full names, their families full names, their appearance, their family history, etc.

5. She starts laughing at the end of it like it's some joke and the kidnappers silently let her go. (She forces them to bow to her, just for shits and giggles.)

6. When Evan hears this, he kisses her forehead and says, "See, these visions aren't all that bad, are they?"