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At a Strip Club?

TW: Sexual themes, explicit language, homosexuality (that shouldn't be a warning but oh well!), and strippers! Many of them!

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James Potter:

— He's absolutely petrified to step inside a strip club. He's terrified of what he'll see, and the trauma he'll gain.
— Is looking at Reg all baffled, not believing that he's actually allowed inside with his boyfriend by his side. This was all Barty's idea, the prick!
— The whole time he's just jaw dropped, eyes wide, absolutely astonished at the sight before him. He's unable to talk and whenever he can, he's mumbling or stuttering. The strippers don't turn him on, it's just surprising being this close to them.
— "Why can't you be a stripper, Reg?" He says when they leave, and all Regulus does is laugh and wink.
— He's just standing in the corner with Remus patting his back, and all of a sudden Evan pops up out of nowhere and starts dragging him somewhere. James is all confused like, "Where are we going?" And Evan is just smirking all flirtatiously. He then gets slammed down into a seat, and gets a strip tease dance by Barty (who had been working there the longest and had gotten the gang in), Evan (who sometimes visits and does some dances), and Regulus (who secretly works there). Sirius is revolted and Rosekiller is so fucking proud of themselves they even high five after getting James off like that.
— OPTIONAL: My guy notices someone is checking out Reg, so he gets all defensive and pulls his man close to him. That other guy still doesn't give up and tries to pay Reg for a strip tease, but James has enough and beats the shit out of him. Barty and Evan of course join, because they know the reason as to why James of all people is doing this. Regulus finds this hot. All three of them. Fighting for him. 🤭

Sirius Black:

— Is jokingly teasing Remus by saying things like, "Imagine if I was dancing like that?"
— He isn't nervous to go to a strip club. He's more excited about it than anything else. He was the first person who had agreed to Barty's request about them all visiting his work place.
— Is drinking glass upon glass of alcohol there, and luckily Lupin is there to make sure he doesn't waste himself too badly.
— Barty, who's currently on his shift, calls Sirius on stage and they both dance together. He knows that Sirius wanted to show off in front of Remus and also that it would give them good money, so that's why he did it. Siri better thank him for this!
— Later on, he's seen making out with Remus in the corner. That's what they do the whole night. They break apart sometimes to go comfort James and/or Marlene who's having a gay panic attack (Dorcas is absolutely enjoying the sight).
— OPTIONAL: When he dances on stage next to Barty, he gets completely naked up to his boxers. He literally dances half naked. And it's hot. Everyone thinks it's hot (besides the lesbians, Peter, Barty, Evan, and Regulus). Barty is roaring with laughter at the sight that he can barely keep his balance, so he falls on top of Siri, and they both just tumble down the stage.

Remus Lupin:

— Respectfully does not watch any of the strippers. Instead, he sits down and reads a book, or goes on his phone. It depends on the timeline.
— He doesn't mind being there. The only reason he agreed to go was bc Sirius was going (and his friends) but Sirius was going and he knew for some unknown reason that he was going to dance.
— Is also respectfully eyeing Barty up and down bc damn you cannot deny he looks fucking delectable.
— Joins James in the corner to comfort him because he feels pity for the poor lad. He pats his back, while the other hand holds onto his phone/book.
— He's genuinely just chilling there. Not drinking, or being a pedo or something weird like that. My man might be chilling, and throw a couple dollars at Barty, Evan, Regulus, or whoever else is dancing. Everyone finds it hilarious when he stares and watches like he's fucking STARVING, especially Barty, Evan, and Sirius.
— OPTIONAL: Somehow, they manage to convince this man to dance. Well, he doesn't really dance, he just gets a dance from literally everyone, but it's still something! After Sirius finishes his lap dance, he thinks he made Remus the most turned on (he did, but shh). And then it's Regulus' turn, and Remus starts grinding back, and it's hot and everyone's cheering and whistling, and Sirius is projectile vomiting.