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Pick Up Lines? ⚠️

~ James Potter ~

Wholesome: Did you fall into a pile of sugar? Because you're looking fairly sweet.

Dirty: Don't forget my name, because you'll be screaming it tonight.

~ Sirius Black ~

Wholesome: Are you a broom? Because you've swept me off my feet.

Dirty: Can I help loosen your belt? It looks really tight.

~ Remus Lupin ~

Wholesome: Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.

Dirty: I might be a light switch because when I look at you, I get turned on.

~ Peter Pettigrew ~

Wholesome: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

Dirty: No.

~ Lily Evans ~

Wholesome: Well, here I am. What are your two other wishes?

Dirty: Can you tell me what time your legs open, please?

~ Mary Macdonald ~

Wholesome: Do you believe in love at first sight–or should I walk back again?

Dirty: I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.

~ Marlene Mckinnon ~

Wholesome: Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Dirty: I lost my treasure, can I check your chest?

~ Dorcas Meadowes ~

Wholesome: Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

Dirty: Are you an oreo? Cause I wanna cream in between you.

~ Regulus Black ~

Wholesome: Even if there wasn't gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you.

Dirty: I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

~ Barty Crouch Jr ~

Wholesome: Your body is 65% water, and I'm thirsty.

Dirty: I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

~ Evan Rosier ~

Wholesome: You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.

Dirty: Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

~ Pandora Rosier ~

Wholesome: Did you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

Dirty: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?