James Potter-Black - The Groom Himself— Is most definitely being dragged around by the kids at the banquet hall. He's surprisingly not giving a shit about it but near the end of the night he begins to realize he didn't hang out that much with everyone else.
— People (Barty) are approaching him for shots at random points of the wedding and he gladly takes shots with them.
— Is absolutely hammered by the end of the night because of his friends and Regulus', but he's literally just staring at Reg with absolute love and adoration written on his face.
— Is talking to the waitress'/waiters about how amazing his now-husband is, and how amazing the reception and the food was, and the workers are pleased about this.
— Grabs his husband randomly and starts making out with him and then leaving like nothing happened. Sirius hates this and Reggie loves it.
—OPTIONAL: Not even 10 minutes after the vows, he's caught making out with either Barty or Evan outside (maybe even both?), behind the building, where the smokers go. Regulus doesn't bat an eye to this information even though some guests are confused and shocked. Sirius is merely dissapointed but still claps James on the back when he comes back inside!Sirius Lupin - James' Best Man
— He's walking around to other people's tables just to speak about some drama. The drama is about the 'bride', groom, and the 'bride's' best friends.
—Is the one walking around drinking shots with other people. The type of drinker who either acts like he's drinking but he isn't or drinks a sip of the shot, just so he can pull some secrets/some drama from the person he's drinking with, and he can be conscious while doing so. He's also the type to be walking to a table and be crossing through the dance floor, so he twerks against someone or he starts fucking someone from behind like a wild boar, and the elders have to shield the eyes of the children. It's fun 🤷♀️
— Is the one who caught James making out with Evan and/or Barty behind the banquet hall, and is the one who told everyone about it, yet he acted like he was innocent. He did it because he was petty, and disappointed, and extremely, secretly, proud.
— Eye fucks Remus from across the room because DAMN does he look good in that suit Regulus picked out for him, he'll give his brother that.
— OPTIONAL: When everyone leaves the wedding, it's just The Marauders, The Valkyries, and The Skittles, so things are still fun and music is still playing. It's kind of like an after party. When everything is settled, Jegulus make their way inside of James' vehicle, Marylily make their way to Mary's bug/pea shaped car, Dorlene approach Dorcas' Rolls Royce, Pandora and Xeno use their feet, and Rosekiller take either an Uber or a half dead, half broken down vehicle. But, Remus and Sirius stay behind a bit longer to..catch up.Remus Lupin - Regulus' Best Man
— Is eating all the wrapped chocolate placed on the plates as a sweet welcome.
— Is the type of guy that sits all throughout the wedding and says he's "not the dancing type". He's just sitting there, watching Sirius quite literally grind on The Groom, and watching James gesture to Lily for her to "distract Regulus".
—Goes outside for a smoke every time the DJ blasts up the music again. He does this throughout the whole dancing, just so Sirius and none of their other friends drag him forcefully to 'party'.
— Probably takes a book with him bc he "might read". James is upset because "you'd rather read than celebrate our wedding?", Sirius is annoyed because "you'd rather read than be with me?", and Peter is surprised because "you'd rather read than eat?"
— OPTIONAL: Is waiting for the damn moment everyone leaves so he can pounce on Sirius and ruin him. He ushers everyone out the door and says they'll make it home themselves. When they finish, they each have 60 missed calls and messages. Oh shit! That's right! Remus forgot that the gang was supposed to be having a sleepover tonight!
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FanfictionOneshots of the Marauders Era, containing most if not all ships, scenarios, and preferences. - Rosekiller - Jegulus - Wolfstar - Rosestarkiller - Rosestarkillerchaser - Dorlene - Marylily