She stood outside the bar silently waiting.
"Wow, in five seconds we will reach a new record." Jack commented while they waited for their friend.
"In five seconds we were about to see our hero drunk." Sophie said, watching as two nearly identical people walked around laughing. "I have a feeling a bar bouncer is not the best job for him." she sighed.
"Should we try a retirement home after this? A small injury to the legs that's all we need. Maybe he can jump off a building and break them for at least a week." The bunny asked, putting his head in his hands.
"I think he would just bother us more if we did that." she sighed as she walked over to the two drunk men. "Hey thanks, I think it's about time we go." She said, trying to move the hero of her world over to her side. She motioned for Jack to come over.
"But I don't want to go." he complained but leaned on her anyway.
"Shut up your under age anyway."
"That's at home here, it's legal."
"Well that's just too bad. Come on, we're going to regret your life choices in the morning."
"I already regret my life choices." he sighed as the trio started walking away.
"Pandora's name this is annoying!" Sophie sighed. Jack laughed.
"We should just leave him at the inn."
"And become fugitives? No thanks, I'm good." she laughed "you know i always thought those fanfictions were weird... I think after all the time he's been with us I can confirm that they hype him up too much."
The two talked as they moved to their inn again joking while their 'hero' was practically falling asleep on Sophie's back.
"Imagen being labeled as the best hero in the universe having billions of variations and still using a minor as your own personal slave." She scoffed as she threw him onto the bed.
"Slave is a bit much not gonna lie." Jack commented as he grabbed the spare blankets.
"What do you mean i cook for him i clean whenever we go somewhere i practically do all the jobs that were taking him out here to do. I am incharge of transportation. just right now I was his taxi. And worst of all I can't even look at the guy without getting a headache." She froze and realized her words.
"...okay yeah slave is a pretty good comparison." she laughed while the so-called hero was asleep.
"Do you regret saving him?" Jack asked.
"Well... I mean not really... I'm getting my hours done. I'm excused from school. I finally understand to some extent why I have been cursed... it's fine... but Pandora confirming that if i didn't do anything then the world would have ended was kinda the thing that made me regret it the least... I'm doing what I wanted... though I wish I got a paycheck and didn't have to carry around some deadweight drunk in the process."
