Legacies(Season 3)

Chapter 4

SALVATORE SCHOOL-ENTRACE- EVENING
[Lela and Hope walk in, holding hands. Davina sees them.]
Davina: Had a good time? [Lela and Hope look at each other, smile and look back at Davina.]
Hope&Lela: The best.
Mikaelsons smile at Hope's happiness.
Davina: (smiles) Good.
Lela: What did we miss?
Davina: Green knight, Lake lady and Carlos being back to life. Normal Mystic falls day.
"What is wrong with New Orleans and Mystic falls? It's not normal in other cities, right?" Said Davina.
"Supernatural cities are equal to disaster." Said Hayley.
Hope: Carlos is back? [Davina nods.]
SALVATORE SCHOOL-CORRIDOR/LIVING ROOM-EVENING
[MG sees footsteps and follows trail of water.]
People look worried.
[He sees Lizzie seeting near fire place in a robe.]
"It's just Lizzie." Said relieved Caroline.
MG: Oh, thank God. I thought you were a water nymph for a second.
Lizzie: Even I'm not that judgmental. But if I were to do my best impression, I sucked today. Sorry for ruining your field day.
"I think it had to do more with knight from Malivore." Said Stefan.
MG: Oh, I don't care about field day. Okay, I care a little bit. But I care about you way more.
Lizzie: I know. You always have. Whether it's the old me or the work-in-progress one. That means a lot.
"Will they be together?" Asked Caroline.
"Spoilers." Said Audrey.
Lizzie: Any sign of Alyssa? I was pretty brutal to her today. I might even owe her an apology.
MG: She's gone. But all that means is I have to bring her back.
Lizzie: Well, if anyone can do that, it's you. The Unifier. That's what your superhero name should be.
MG: Okay. My super sense is telling me you should really check on Jo. She needs you, Lizzie. The real you.
Lizzie: Save the spandex. I'm already one step ahead of you.
SALVATORE SCHOOL-ALARIC'S OFFICE-NIGHT
[Josie is talking to Alaric.]
Josie: Lizzie thinks that I should spend a little time with Mom. Just me and her.
"It's agood idea. I would love to help. At least now." Said Caroline.
Josie: Kind of like how she did when she was having a hard time. She just thinks that I should be the focus for a change. And I don't want you to think that you can't help me, because I know that all you've been doing lately is trying to help me.
Alaric: (Sighs) I think it's... a good idea.
You know, I spend so much time trying to control things around here, that sometimes I'm the one who ends up creating the chaos. And I have to learn to let go a little.
SALVATORE SCHOOL-STREETS-NIGHT
[Alyssa and Chad are walking together.]
Alyssa: I thought you loved this place.
Chad: Living all that drama is a lot harder than watching it in a basin.
Alyssa: Yeah, preaching to the choir.
Chad: So I'm getting out while the getting's good. I'm gonna try and make something of my life this go-round.
"Good for him." Said Davina.
Alyssa: Same. So, where are you headed?
Chad: Back to the Ice Dream Palace. You know, I'm gonna make manager this time.
Alyssa: Good luck, Chad. I really hope you do. [Suddenly, Chad throws up litres of blood.]
"What the fuck?" Said Marcel.
"What is happening?" Asked Elijah.
Alyssa: Oh, my God! What the hell is wrong with you?! [Chad drops dead.]
MYSTIC FALLS-THE CRYPT-NIGHT
Alyssa: Chad's dead. And we were linked. So does that mean I'm gonna die? Again?
Necromancer: Your concern is understandable. It will be gruesome and quite painful. You need not fear sharing that fate if you agree to give yourself back over to me... as my eternal acolyte. What say you, witch?
"I want to kill him so much." Said Freya.
"You will when you destroy Malivore." Said Audrey.
SALVATIRE SCHOOL-MILL HOUSE/GROUNDS-NIGHT
[Students are gathered for party. Kaleb, Rafael, Landon and some other students are playing games. Some are dancing. Audrey, Carlos, Ryan, Lela and Hope stand together.]
"Twins aren't there?" Asked Caroline.
"No. Usually they weren't invited on Audrey's party." Said Hope.
"They were invited to this one. They refused. Josie and solidarity, you kow." Said Audrey.
Audrey: We haven't done this in a while.
Jed: We are all too busy with everything.
Audrey: That's why we need parties! We need some fun.
Lela: To fun!
Audrey&Jed: To Fun! [They click glasses and drink. Audrey lookes and gloomy Ryan, Carlos and Hope.]
Audrey: Oh come on! Cheer up!
Lela: Audrey's right. Stop brooding on party.
Audrey: (Smiles) I know what will cheer you up! [Audrey puts flash drive in laptop. Then Audrey stands on the stairs with microphone and starts singing her song 'The Driver" (In reality, Måneskın's), while looking at Ryan.]
"Do you always sing on parties?" Asked Freya.
"Pretty much. I love karaoke, so my parties usually always have them." Said Audrey.
Audrey: Hot like summer
Give me eyes, then twist the knife
Put me under your spell, then hide the crime
Bare your soul till it's naked
Bite my lip till you break it
Steal my heart, get it wasted
Don't do it slow [Audrey starts walking toward Ryan.]
Audrey: If you gonna set fire to the night
Baby, let me be the lighter
If you're already high and you wanna fly
I'll be the hit that takes you higher
If you wanna love when you touch the sky
You can be my midnight rider
If there's nowhere to go when you wanna go wild
I wanna be the driver
[Audrey touches Ryan's chest and trails her finger from his chest to shoulders. Ryan shadders slightly under her touch.]
Mikaelson men look disgusted.
Audrey: Make me helpless
Tie me down and use your rope
Made of velvet
Then turn the lights down low
Bare your soul till it's naked
Bite my lip till you break it
Steal my heart, get it wasted
Don't do it slow
[Audrey grabs Ryan's hand and starts dancing. Ryan dances along.]
Audryan shippers(Girls+Stefan) smile.
Audrey: If you gonna set fire to the night
Baby, let me be the lighter
If you're already high and you wanna fly
I'll be the hit that takes you higher
If you wanna love when you touch the sky
You can be my midnight rider
If there's nowhere to go when you wanna go wild
I wanna be the driver
If you're gonna set fire to the night
Baby, let me be the lighter
If you're already high and you wanna fly
I'll be the hit that takes you higher
If you wanna love when you touch the sky
You can be my midnight rider
If there's nowhere to go when you wanna go wild
I wanna be the driver
[Audrey kisses Ryan. People clap.]
Audrey: Liked it, pretty boy?
Ryan: It's yours?
Audrey: Obviously. And it's about you if you didn't guess.
Ryan: You wrote song for me?
Audrey: You have no idea just how many, love. [Ryan smiles.]
"Art is way of expressing your feelings. Of course she did." Said Hope.
[Lela turns to Hope.]
Lela: We can't be left behind! Wait, for me. [Lela runs up to stairs and puts song on laptop.]
Lela: This is to my love- Hope Mikaelson!
Audrey: (shouts) You can't outshine us!
Lela: (yells) We will see that!
"Competetive bitch. We are still better couple." Said Audrey.
"You wish." Said Hope. Kol caughs.
"Children. We all know the best couple." Said Kol and wrapped his arm aound Davina's shoulder. Marcel glares at him.
"We do. It's me and Ryan." Said Audrey.
"Nope. Me and Lela." Said Hope.
"It's good to have dreams." Said Kol. Audrey and Hope glare at him. People look at uncle-nieces trio amused.
[Music starts and Lela starts singing  Hozier's "Take me to church".]
Lela: My lover's got humour
She's the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody's disapproval
I should've worshipped her sooner
[Lela is looking into Hope's eyes.]
Lela:  If the heavens ever did speak
She's the last true mouthpiece
Ryan: She is good.
Audrey: (pouts) Using Hozier was unfair!
"It was!" Said Audrey.
"It suit her. From what we have seen she was from religous familly and song is about religious guilt for loving same sex person." Said Caroline.
Lela: Every Sunday's getting more bleak
A fresh poison each week
"We were born sick," you heard them say it
My church offers no absolutes
She tells me, "Worship in the bedroom"
The only heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you
[Lela holds Hope's hand. Hope smiles at her.]
People smile at them.
Lela: I was born sick
But I love it
Command me to be well
Aaay. Amen. Amen. Amen
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
[Lela kneels in front of Hope. Hope blushes.]
Hope: (hisses) Lela! Get up.
Hope covers her face with her hands.
"Cute." Chuckled Freya.
Lela: I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
[Lela stands up and caresses Hope's face.]
Lela: If I'm a pagan of the good times
My lover's the sunlight
Hope smiles at Lela.
Lela: To keep the Goddess on my side
She demands a sacrifice
Drain the whole sea
Get something shiny
Something meaty for the main course
That's a fine-looking high horse
What you got in the stable?
We've a lot of starving faithful
That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry work
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me my deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me my deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
No Masters or Kings
When the Ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin
In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene
Only then I am human
Only then I am clean
Ooh oh. Amen. Amen. Amen
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
[Lela grabs Hope's waiste and pulls Hope into passionate kiss. People whistle and clap.]
Audrey: Bitch stole our moment.
Ryan: (chuckles) I liked yours better.
[Audrey brighten ups and looks at Ryan smilling.]
Audrey: Really?
Ryan: Really.
Audrey gave Hope smug look.
"He is subjective." Protested Hope.
[Jed gets on stairs now.]
Jed: Well, since my friends sang, i can't be left behind so... ["Uptown funk" Song of Mark Ronson(feat. Bruno Mars) starts playing and Jed sings.]
Jed: Doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh
Doh doh doh, doh duh (Aaaaaaow!)
[Jed dances down the stairs.]
Jed: This hit
That ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer
That white gold
This one for them hood girls
Them good girls
Straight masterpieces
Stylin', wiling
Livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Call the police and the fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Audrey: (laughing) This is so Jed song.
"It is." Agreed chuckling Audrey.
Jed: And my band 'bout that money
Break it down...
Girls hit your hallelujah (ooh)
Girls hit your hallelujah (ooh)
Girls hit your hallelujah (ooh)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (Come on)
Doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh (Hah!)
Don't believe me just watch
Doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh (Hah!)
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
[Everyone is dancing.]
"It's catchy song." Said Kol.
Jed: Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Stop
Wait a minute
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
Take a sip, sign the check
Julio, get the stretch!
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Call the police and the fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
I'm too hot (hot damn, hot damn)
Bitch, say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
And my band 'bout that money
Break it down...
Girls hit your hallelujah (ooh)
Girls hit your hallelujah (ooh)
Girls hit your hallelujah (ooh)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
[Jed dances along with some girls.]
"What about Alyssa?" Said Davina.
"It's just dance. Plus Alyssa left, he was trying to distract himself with party." Said Audrey.
Jed: Doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh (Hah!)
Don't believe me just watch
Doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh (Hah!)
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Before we leave
Let me tell y'all a little something
Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up, uh
I said uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up
Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
If you freaky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me
Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh (Hah!)
Don't believe me just watch
Doh
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh, doh doh (Hah!
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up (say whaa?!)
Uptown funk you up
Aaaaaaow!
[People cheer for him. Audrey is the loudest.]
Audrey: You were great, Hot stuff.
Jed: I know, baby girl. [Ryan looks between two.]
"I love when Ryan is jaelous. It's so cute." Said Audrey.
Hope: Don't pay them attention, Ryan. They always do that. They don't mean it.
Audrey: Of course not. I would never replace my pretty boy. [Audrey hugs Ryan's waiste and kisses him.]
Carlos: (To Ryan) You have really changed. [Audrey looks at him.]
Audrey: It's party for you being back, but you haven't even sang. We can't let that be.
Carlos: I don't sing.
Audrey: Doesn't matter. Come on, Hope, you too! All of us are singing!
Jed: Dibs on choosing song!
[Audrey drags along Carlos, Hope and Ryan, while Lela and Jed follow them. Then Jed searches up song to sing and decides to put on Måneskın's "Kool Kids."]
Jed: Well, kool kids, they do not use floss
Marry me in the countryside
Honestly, I don't give a fuck
I'm addicted to rock'n'roll, yeah
"I love Maneskin." Said Audrey.
Lela: Drinks up, beers up, make a toast for me
I am scum, real scum, but I'm good at this
We're not punk, we're not pop, we're just music freaks
Spent two months in U.K. but I don't drink gin
Check my origins mate
Audrey: Well, kool kids, they do not use drugs
Only weed cause it's not that strong
"You shouldn't use that either." Said Hayley.
"Moom. I'm tribrid. It doesn't even have effect on me without adding spells to make it effective." Said Audrey.
"Audrey! You aren't using spells for buzz, drugs and weed." Said Klaus.
"Sure." Said Audrey. Klaus pinches his nose. Elijah looks at Klaus amused.  'Now you will see how it is to run after irresponsible children. It's a payback from fate.' Thought Elijah.
Audrey: I'm a bitch and I have much fun
And I like doing things I love, yeah
Cause I love that
Audrey&Jed&Lela&Carlos&Ryan& Hope: Kool kids, kool kids
Kool kids, we are kool kids
Kool kids, kool kids
Kool kids only fuck kool kids
[Lela gives microphone to Hope. Hope tries to refuse with no success.]
Hope: But kool kids they do not vomit
Or at least not in front of Vic
I know you think she's a hot chick
But I'm sorry, she prefers hot chicks
Audrey&Jed&Lela&Ryan&Hope& Carlos: Kool kids, kool kids
Kool kids, we are kool kids
Kool kids, kool kids
Kool kids only fuck kool kids [Lela gives microphone next to Carlos, who also tries to refuse, but he is forced to sing with Jed, Lela and Audrey's joint effort.]
"You don't say no when our trio tells you something." Said Audrey.
Carlos: But kool kids they are not as cool as us
I don't see cause he makes me laugh
And you keep asking me about it
But my lyrics are all made up
Audrey&Jed&Lela&Ryan&Carlos& Hope: Kool kids, kool kids
Kool kids, we are kool kids
Kool kids, kool kids
Kool kids only fuck kool kids
[Next one forced to sing is Ryan.]
Ryan: But kool kids they do not like rock
They only listen to trap and pop
And everybody knows that rock'n'roll is dead
But I don't give a fuck about being a kool kid
Audrey&Jed&Lela&Ryan&Carlos& Hope: (yelling) Kool kids, kool kids
Kool kids, we are kool kids
Kool kids, kool kids
Kool kids only fuck kool kids
[Audrey, Jed and Lela laugh. Students cheer.]