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Y/N, Lance and Keith

(There will be some klance just saying and some "references")

Lance: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with.
Y/N, referring to themself and Keith: Even us?
Lance: Especially you guys.
Keith:
Y/N:
Keith: Petition to kick Lance out so they stop insulting us.
Y/N: Seconded.

Y/N: Please pray for Keith.
Lance: What happened to them?
Y/N: Nothing, they’re just very stupid.

*Y/N holding their baby*
Keith: Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.
Lance: I know, I still am one of these.

Keith: My bad, It’s a knee jerk response.
Lance, holding Y/N's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???

Lance: So, Y/N is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Keith: Why?
Lance: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Y/N, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your a--.

Keith, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the h--?
Lance: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Lance: Here you go.
Keith:
Lance:
Y/N: Why am I here?

Lance: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Y/N: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Keith I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Y/N, very much awake: Uh oh.

Y/N, holding a rock: Keith just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Lance: If you don't marry them, I will.

Y/N (female?): I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
Lance, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Keith, deadpanning at Lance: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

Lance: Hey, what’s up?
Y/N: The sky.
Lance: No, I meant like, what are you doing?
Y/N: Oh, Keith.
Keith: *highfives Y/N* Nice!

*The Paladins is gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Lance: *walks in and sits on Keith’s lap*
The other Paladins: …
Y/N: Why are you sitting there?
Lance: There’s no free seats!
Y/N: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Keith: *hugs Lance tightly* There are no free seats.

Keith: H-how do you ask someone out?
Y/N: Well, first-
Lance: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Keith: ...And you said yes?

Keith: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Y/N: Yes.
Keith: Which means they like both boys and girls.
Y/N: Ye- wait, what-
Lance: Keith, that's not what bilingual means-
Keith: Shhh, it's okay Y/N. I still love you, man.
Y/N and Lance: ...
Keith: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-

Keith: I like your top, Y/N!
Lance: I have a name, you know.
Y/N: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

Lance: Hey, Keith, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Keith: Yeah.
Lance: And you, Y/N?
Y/N: Umm... yes?
Lance: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Y/N: Did they just-

Y/N: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Keith a little bit.
Lance, holding Y/N's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Y/N: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Lance: My mistake.

Y/N: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Lance:
Lance: I'm gonna tell them.
Keith: Don't you dare.

Y/N: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Keith: Well Lance and I-
Lance: *elbows Keith*
Keith: ...wouldn't know.

Y/N, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?
Keith: The car takes a screenshot.
Lance: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

Y/N: I'm not doing to well.
Lance: What's wrong?
Y/N: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Keith enters the room*
Y/N: There it is again.