Pjo couples oneshot! mortal AU

The way to a man's heart is between his fourth and fifth rib.

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My cousin sat beside me in the waiting room. I glanced at the clock, bored.
'How long do you think this is gonna take? I still need to watch my favourite show?'
Annabeth looked up from her folder. 'Magnus, I'm not sure how to explain it, but you're in for heart problems. Stop being so casual about it.'
'I'm used to it.'
'You do NOT get used to hospital appointments.' She sighed, before continuing to read. I glanced at the folder. How to know if your boyfriend is a beach-boy.
Well, I had only had a few encounters with Percy, but he surely was a beach-boy.

'Magnus Chase?' A doctor asked. I stood up, pat Annabeth on the head (a thing cousins do outside Alabama to ensure their dominance and height) and walked with the nurse to the operating room. In the room were a boy with blond hair and a green-haired gremlin.

Said gremlin stuck out a hand. 'Alex. She until I tell you otherwise.'
'I don't think the patient will be needing that, Alex.' The boy smiled. 'Will Solace. Nice to meet you, Magnus.'
'Nice to meet you too.' I replied, sitting down on the operating chair.
'We'll first put you under anesthia-.'
'Before we cut into your heart.' Alex interrupted, holding up a tool. 'When you think about it, surgery is just stabbing people to live.'
'Fierro, don't scare the patient.' Will scolded. 'So, with more civilised words than my coworker here, we'll preform the surgery to keep the blood to your heart running.'

Alex connected the tube to my mouth, and I inhaled the possibly toxic gasses.
'This smells like crackers.' I mumbled.
She smirked. Now I realize, she did look pretty hot.
'Don't decapitate me when I'm out.' I trailed off. The last thing I heard was an room bursting into laughter.

I awoke to a clapping right above my head.
'If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.' Clapping noises. 'If you're happy and you know it-
'Enough, Alex. He's awake.'
I opened my eyes, dazed. A green-haired person, hot as fuck stood over me.
'Wake up, sleepy-head.' She said. 'Surgery's over. We stabbed you heathy again.'
'Alex...' A voice sighed.
'What? It's the truth!'
'You look hot, can I get your number?' I murmured, still under anestiaha.
Silence. You could hear a pin drop.
'Sure. Hey, Will, can you got get the responsible person in the waiting room while I give him my number.'
'Ale-.'
'Don't argue with me. My number is 605-477-3018.

-Some time later-

I stared down at my phone. A new number had been added to my phone.
'Oh Magnus.' Annabeth sighed, nearly hitting a pedestrian. 'How do you keep getting yourself in this kind of situations.'

Dial the number I dare you.