*staff room*
Mcgonagall: ....why does Filius keep looking at you in such a strange manner, Severus
Severus sipping coffee: I dont know what you mean.
Mcgonagall: why, does he keep glancing at you, as though hes afraid you're going to drop dead at any moment
Severus: ...I may or may not have informed Filius about the function of the liver and lungs yesterday evening
Mcgonagall: I dont see how that-
Severus: I told him that my organs must be practically decomposed from myself breathing in toxic fumes and testing potions since an adolescent. Then, of course, as a potion master. I suspect that from that moment onwards, Filius wholeheartedly believes that I am gravely ill.
Mcgonagall:.....
Severus: what? Did you really think repeatedly making potions and draughts of living death isn't going to have consequences on my health?
*Severus coughs loudly*
*flitwick watery sniffing from behind piles of marking at the other table*
*Severus smirks*
Mcgonagall: you are despicable
Severus: I am completely and utterly hilarious, Minerva
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Adventure of Severus Snape 2 💚🐍🦇
Randomwell this is the second part to The Adventures of Severus Snape. I'm making this because I didn't know there was a limit to how much parts you can put in a story so here we are. 💚the incorrect quotes on here aren't mine I just change the names on h...
