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*staff room*

Mcgonagall: ....why does Filius keep looking at you in such a strange manner, Severus

Severus sipping coffee: I dont know what you mean.

Mcgonagall: why, does he keep glancing at you, as though hes afraid you're going to drop dead at any moment

Severus: ...I may or may not have informed Filius about the function of the liver and lungs yesterday evening

Mcgonagall: I dont see how that-

Severus: I told him that my organs must be practically decomposed from myself breathing in toxic fumes and testing potions since an adolescent. Then, of course, as a potion master. I suspect that from that moment onwards, Filius wholeheartedly believes that I am gravely ill.

Mcgonagall:.....

Severus: what? Did you really think repeatedly making potions and draughts of living death isn't going to have consequences on my health?

*Severus coughs loudly*

*flitwick watery sniffing from behind piles of marking at the other table*

*Severus smirks*

Mcgonagall: you are despicable

Severus: I am completely and utterly hilarious, Minerva


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