Calum's P.O.V
"So why are you all so moody?" I asked them confused. For the past two days the guys have been acting like total idiots and have been angry and sad.
"I'm not getting any" Luke groaned. Okay well that kinda sucks.
"Well me either! Ines is having that week of the month!" Ashton sighed. Okay well she can't do anything about that but I guess it still kinda sucks for him.
"Not getting any either" Michael popped in totally grumpy. Okay well that explains their moods lately. Sami is doing just fine so I don't have that problem. I picked the right woman if I do say so myself.
"Maxi's just not making things easy for me. I mean I'm pretty sure she's into me because it's not like she's pushing me away but she's not letting me in either. It's really complicated. I just don't know what to do!" Luke explained frustrated. I mean I can't really help him because the ladies can't resist me so I've never had that problem before. Okay just kidding I'm a loser I don't know how even got so lucky with Sami.
"I think she's a virgin" Ashton told him and my eyes popped open. Is he for real?
"Are you serious? How would you know?" Michael asked him being as shocked as the rest of us.
"Yeah I'm pretty sure mentioned it once by accident and told me not to tell anyone...." Ash trailed off getting quieter towards the end. I rolled my eyes at him. Of course Ashton would just forget it's a secret.
"Oh my god. Holy shit. What do I do? Oh my god." Luke whispered going into complete shock. Okay well unless Luke wants someone else to have sex with her before he does he will have to do it. I mean it's not even that bad. At least now he doesn't have to worry about how many guys she's had sex with. I remember Michael having that problem with Anna which you know isn't bad I mean she can have sex with whoever she wants because you know sex is awesome. She shouldn't have sex with whoever she wants while she's in a relationship though because that would be cheating and that's not good.
"I'm guessing you're gonna have to take it? If you guys ever start dating that is" I told him trying to act all natural about it.
"What do you mean take it? I can't just take it can I?" This conversation was getting weirder by the second.
"Yeah you can by putting your d-" Michael was interrupted by the girls getting on the tour bus. We all gave each other one final look as if saying that this conversation wasn't over.
"Hey boys we got our last shopping trip done!" Sami smiled walking over to me and giving me a short kiss.
"Why your last one you have plenty of time to shop in the US this doesn't have to be the last time" I told her giving her the tightest hug ever.
"Guys we told you that we're leaving tomorrow weren't you listening?" Maxi asked us. I couldn't really concentrate on what she was saying because I had to think about what we had just found out about her.
"Uhm yeah sure?" Luke said hoping it was the right answer. I'm guessing he wasn't paying attention either.
"Ok what's up with you guys? You're all acting weird" Maxi told us putting a hand on her hip. We all glanced at each other knowing we couldn't tell them but Ashton really sucks at keeping secrets from Ines so I was expecting him to break.
"We know that Maxi's a virgin!" I blurted out. Yeah I was the one to break in the end. The girls mouths flew open and of course Maxi was the most shocked.
"Ashton told us!" Luke yelled trying to defend himself.
"INES!" Maxi yelled because no one else could have told Ashton.
