It was a nice day for Church, who was sleeping on the upper part of the bunk bed he share with Tucker who was sleeping on the bottom, who had a nude ladies magazine on top of his face, completely covering it. On the other side of the bedroom laid a sleeping Caboose, who was all alone sleeping on the bottom part of his bunk bed, cuddling a teddy bear and snoring loudly. And then we see Lopez, who was just standing there in the middle of the room, a cable connected to him with the other end connected to the rooms outlet to charge his batteries.
It was so peaceful and quiet-
WHISTLE!!!
Well, that was unfortunate. Church jump out from his bed, not realizing how high he was from the ground due to the out of nowhere sound, and so he fall to the ground with an uncomfortable landing. Tucker hit his head with the upper bed of the bunk, the magazine falling off somewhere while Tucker was putting a hand on his forehead. Caboose simply extended his hand and was moving it up and down, trying to turn off an imaginary alarm clock that wasn't there. Lopez immediately turn himself on, and started to play an alarm.
Church: (Groaning in pain) What the fuck was that?!
Church looked up and saw the least person that he would see other than his whole team except Lopez. In the doorway of their room, Weiss was standing there, wearing a white tank top and pants, with her hair tied up in a ponytail and a grey cap hat on top of it.
Church: What the fuck was that for?!
Weiss: All four of you get dress and meet me outside. We're all going to do some morning exercises
Tucker: Exercises? Right now?
Weiss: Yes. Right now
Lopez: Ejercicios? A esta hora? [Exercises? At this time]
Weiss: Por supuesto. Esto es el ejercito no una casa [Of course. This is the military not a house]
Church: Hold on, you know Spanish?
Weiss: All soldier should at least know 4 different languages. Is standard training
Church: And you keep forgetting we're not the greatest soldiers of this army, right?
Weiss: No. At least I'm trying to honor this unit
Tucker: Wait, what languages do you know?
Weiss: Mandarin and French
Tucker: French? Have you been on France? Because I have a baguette for you-
Tucker narrowly avoid a knife that landed in front of his groin.
Tucker: Ok, stop it!
Weiss: You stop it!
Caboose: What? What's happening? I didn't wet my bed, did I?
Church: No Caboose you didn't-
Church turned to look at the wall clock that they had in their room, and guess what?
Church: 5 AM?! What's wrong with you?!
Weiss: We need to be prepare. The Red army will be getting ready to attack us in any moment, so we need to be waking up at earlier hours
Tucker: Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuck that. I rather been hang to death than waking everyday at 5
Weiss: You dishonoring-
Church: Look Weiss. Even if the Reds did tried to attack us, they would be must likely going to do that at a later hour
BOOM!
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CrossVerse Stories: RWBY/RvB
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