CrossVerse Stories: RWBY/RvB

Unexpected faces

Well, shit. That was the only thing that Grif could think of. Just when they were about to get transfer out of this shitty canyon, Command decided to sent them a rookie and cancel all of their transferring orders. Fuck-tastic!

Grif: This is soooo lame!

Ruby: Cheer up Grif! It can't be that bad

Grif: We just lost our entire base! It is that bad!

After Sarge had left Blood Gulch in order to learn more about Ruby's traumatic past, he call Command to send them a mountain of concrete and other materials to fix the destroyed base. And to make things worse, he assigned Simmons as their leader, great! Now this guy will be making his life more miserable than Sarge did. At least he put him in look out along with Ruby, so at least he doesn't need to do hard work.

Simmons: Donut, what are you doing?

Donut was currently looking at the labels of two different cans of paint.

Donut: Hey Simmons, what do you think? Lightish red or brownish red?

Simmons: What?

Donut: I'm asking you which color do you think it fits best with our new base!

Simmons: What do you mean? We'll simply paint it red. Where did you get the pink and maroon?

Donut: What? This isn't pink and maroon. This is lightish red and brownish red!

Kai: But aren't those pink and maroon?

Donut: No!

Simmons: Donut, what did you do with all the red paint?!

Donut: Oh well, I though red was all old fashioned. So I decided to mix up the colors!

Simmons: What?! Where did you even get the other colors from?

Donut: From what survived from our storage room

Simmons: Ahhh, god! Donut, what's wrong with you?! We're the Red Army! Red is our signature color-

Simmons was cut short when his radio received a message from Ruby, in which the message read as follows: "Blues. Left. Up." Well, that was helpful. Simmons looked up to his left side and saw what Ruby meant. Up on top of the natural walls of Blood Gulch, stood up Church, Tucker, and their new recruit that they got at the same as Ruby to them. What a weird coincidence.

Once they saw where he was looking at, the three Blues immediately hide. Simmons look at the Blues like a bunch of headless idiots, but once again, his own team was compose of say headless idiots. Before he went back to stacking rows of bricks, another message from Ruby reach his mailbox and it said: "Thanks for being discrete. Angry emoji. Angry emoji."

Oops.

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Church: Shit. Do you think they saw us?

Weiss: Of course they did, you dolt!

Tucker: Did you at least manage to see what they were doing?

Church: Well, is as Weiss just said. The Reds are re-building their entire base after Lopez's new cannon just destroy it to dust

Tucker: Oh, that's just mean

Weiss: What are you complaining about? We're enemies, we're supposed to be mean to each other

Tucker: But not that mean, right?

Church: Tucker, shut up

Weiss: Well, are they still focused on re-building their base?