Bapa One Shots

Suspect is...

This is based off of the current TikTok "suspect is" and it's basically couples calling each other out and hopefully not breaking up over it. This is just a small drabble because I haven't posted in a while (yikes). 

Also, as a note, most of the "Suspect is.." sentences start with Chapa and then Bose and then it repeats so keep that in mind.

Warnings: Swear word, yes a singular swear word.

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"Suspect is suspiciously good at baking."

"Suspect is suspiciously good looking."

"Suspect looks questionably good with his nails painted."

"Suspect has questionably pretty eyes."

"Okay, so what exactly is going on here?" Miles asked, leaning towards his sister as he watched the scene unfold in front of him. The two in question were sitting together, Bose sitting forward and looking at his phone, Chapa sitting beside him and leaning on his shoulder while she read a book. "Well, they're doing this new ClickClock trend where you call out your partner and it escalates until one of them ends the video," Mika began. "But...it kind of strayed from that and now they're just saying oddly specific things about each other and indirectly flirting," Mika concluded. Mika was sitting on the opposite side on the couch from the couple and Miles was sitting on the backrest. "Huh."

"Suspect has oddly luscious long hair."

"Suspect is oddly warm and gives great cuddles because of it."

"Suspect sleeps with a stuffie and a very specific gray blanket he cannot sleep without. And it is oddly adorable."

"Suspect also sleeps with a stuffie, named it zappy, and looks oddly adorable holding it."

"Hush," Chapa said, hitting Bose softly. Bose chuckled and feigned being hurt, "Ouch!"

"Suspect is stupidly dramatic."

"Suspect is stupidly beautiful."

"Suspect is stupid."

"Suspect is very smart."

"Suspect is selectively smart."

"Suspect is selectively nice."

"Are we going to stop this? Should we stop this?" Miles asked. "I don't think so. I mean they aren't doing anything wrong. Yet..." Mika answered, eyeing the couple suspiciously. "Yeah. I mean, what's the worse that can happen?" Miles said, which led to Mika side eyeing him. "What?" 

"You're going to jinx us," Mika answered. "Nah, my path is clear, today is going to be a good day!" Miles assured. Mika rolled her eyes, "Whatever."

Just then the emergency alarm went off. Mika looked over at her brother who looked away from her gaze. "Good day, huh?" Mika said. Miles rolled his eyes, "Whatever."

"There's a robbery going down at hip-hop puree, shouldn't take long, it's just Jeff," Chapa announced. She then grabbed her gum canister and popped a gumball. The other three followed suit and they went down the tube.

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"Suspect accidentally mistook my gum for his and didn't notice he was wearing my costume until the villain we were fighting told him."

"Okay, that wasn't my fault you menaces didn't tell me. Suspect switched my gum for hers as a prank then proceeded to tell me I look pretty in her costume."

"Suspect is a liar."

"Suspects should be helping us fight these bad guys we were given misinformation about!" Shoutout interrupted. AWOL struggled against his captors, "Yeah! These two suspects would graciously appreciate that!"