The Three Stooges & DOCTOR WHO

The Star Beast

Last time, the Doctor & The Three Stooges meet Hercules and helped him free the kingdom of Ithaca from the evil Odius. Now, the TARDIS makes a landing in London, where the Doctor and the Stooges exit out and began exploring the place. Moe: "So... we're back to where we left off?" Larry: "Looks like it to me..." Curly: "I wonder if we'll meet our past or future selves..." Doctor: "I wouldn't do that, Curly, crossing your own time line is strictly forbidden... I should know as I accidentally broke that rule before and it didn't ended well..." Larry: "Hey there's a lady that needs help." said Larry, before he and the other Stooges went over to the lady and helped her unload some boxes. Of course the Doctor was shocked to see that the woman in question was really Donna Noble (played by Catherine Tate) a former companion that used to travel with the Doctor during the days of his tenth life, before becoming part Time Lord and had to have her memory wiped away in order to prevent her from dying from the side effects. Donna: "Thank you boys... say... you three look familiar... have we met?" Moe: "I don't think so... have we met her?" Larry: "I don't know..." Curly: "Me neither... maybe in her dreams?, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." said Curly, before Moe slaps him on the face. Donna: "Never mind... now where is she?... Rose?!" Doctor: "What?" Donna: "Rose!" Doctor: "What?" Moe: "She said Rose." Doctor: "I know what she said... but why..." before the Doctor could finish, a teenage girl named Rose Noble (played by Yasmin Finney) who happens to be Donna's daughter, came to the scene. Rose: "Here I am mum, just looking for some glue." Donna: "Honestly dear, you should think about getting a real job instead of making those silly toys." Rose: "Come on, I can make some money with them." Donna: "If you say so..." said Donna, before she and Rose left the scene, while the Doctor was looking at them, all speechless until Moe called out his name. Moe: "Hey doc... what's wrong?" Doctor: "It's just... I never thought I would ever see her again..." Curly: "See who again?, that lady with the red hair?" Larry: "You know her or something?" Doctor: "Yeah... you could say that..." suddenly, a spaceship appeared above the city and was making a landing into some factory. The Doctor and the stooges went there to investigate, when a woman on a wheelchair, named Shirley Bingham (played by Ruth Madeley) came over to them. Shirley: "Hello Doctor... it's a real honor to finally meet you... and I see that you have some new companions." Moe: "Wait... you guys know each other?" Doctor: "She works for UNIT... a special task force that protects Britain and the planet Earth from alien threats... and I kinda work for them." Larry: "Really?" Shirley: "That's right, so don't worry as any friend of the Doctor is a friend of ours... but why are you trying to hide?" Doctor: "Well... lately I'm having trouble on knowing who I am..." Shirley: "Well you look like the Doctor to me." Doctor: "Exactly... the one in the skinny suit... after that I wore a bow tie, next I was a Scottish rock-star, and a after that, I became a woman..." Curly: "Huh?" Moe: "What are you talking about?" Doctor: "Well... Time Lords like myself can regenerate new faces and bodies whenever we're dying... and I kinda done it a lot of times before meeting you..." Shirley: "Hold on... you're saying you know the kind of people you're going to be?, but you shouldn't know about that." Doctor: "I regenerated and the woman got turned into me..." Shirley: "You mean... you got your face back?" Doctor: "That's right... which has never happened before... and that worries me... especially since Donna's here..." Moe: "Who?" Larry: "That lady with the red hair?" Doctor: "Yeah... she used to travel with me when I had this face in the past... she was like my best friend... but she took the mind of a Time Lord into her head... which was killing her... so I had to erase her memory of me and everything we went through together in order to save her life... meaning if she ever remembers me... her mind will burn and she will die..." Curly: "Oh no... that's terrible..." Larry: "Yeah... we're really sorry to hear that..." Doctor: "Thanks... anyway... it seems that the ship has actually parked here... and the pilot exited before it landed... meaning that we have an unknown alien species loose here..." Moe: "Is it friendly?" Doctor: "Well... with me luck on aliens... probably not..." said the Doctor, before a group of UNIT soldiers appeared, but they were in some sort of trance that was the work of the mysterious alien pilot, which turned out to be what looked like a cute yet evil furry creature called The Meep (voiced by Miriam Margolyes). But what shocked the Doctor and the Stooges the most was that Donna and her daughter were being held prisoners too. The Meep: "Ah... you must be the one called the Doctor... correct?" Doctor: "Depends on who's asking..." The Meep: "I am the one known as The Meep, and I have come to bring death to London." Curly: "Hey guys... I think that's the alien who owns this ship... and I think he's a bad guy..." Moe: "Oh really?, what gave it away?, you numbskull!" said Moe, before he bops Curly on the head, and Curly tries to move his hand around to make Moe follow it, before slapping him with it, which of course made Moe mad and begins to strangle Curly. Larry: "Hey break it up, you two!" Shirley: "Hold on... are they the Three Stooges?" Doctor: "Well... sort of... just not the originals..." Moe: "What do you mean originals?" Curly: "Are you saying there's another me, Moe and Larry out there?" Donna: "Oi!, a little help here!" Doctor: "Oh right... [glaring at The Meep] what are you doing with Donna and Rose?!" The Meep: "I was told that this lady is known as the Doctor Donna, one with the mind of a Time Lord... which should give my ship the power and knowledge on how to destroy all of London for my lord." Rose: "Who is this lord you speak of?" The Meep: "Noun of your business!" Donna: "Hey don't talk to my daughter like that!, and you got some nerve on tricking her to think you were her friend in order to capture us!" The Meep: "Nothing personal, but I needed her to get you... anyway... surrender the Time Lord/Human Meta crisis energy... or the teenager dies!" Donna: "I have no idea what you're talking about!" Doctor: "Leave Donna out of this!, I'm the one you want!" Donna: "Why do you care about me?, who are you?" Doctor: "Um... well..." Moe: "He's called the Doctor." Larry: "He's an alien." Curly: "With a time machine that looks like a police box." Doctor: "Don't tell her that!" shouted the Doctor, before he slaps the Three Stooges across the faces. Donna: "Doctor... time machine... alien... Binary..." said Donna, before her eyes started to glow with golden energy coming out, while Rose's eyes did the same. Doctor: "No..." said the Doctor, before Donna's eyes stopped glowing, and then she glared at the Doctor. Donna: "I gave away all of my money... and do you know why... Doctor?... I wanted to be like you!, an instinct that you gave me with your mind!, I gave away 66 million pounds!" Moe: "Is she always like this?" Doctor: "You have no idea..." Larry: "Hey lady... don't you think you can save your temper after we stop this alien from causing the destruction of London?" Donna: "Oh I'll show you destruction, mate!" said Donna, before she cracks her fingers and stomps on the foot of the mind controlled soldier in order to free herself, and then she runs towards the ship of The Meep, followed by Rose. The Meep: "Where are they going?!, stop them!" Doctor: "Donna!" cried out the Doctor, before he and the Stooges went into the ship and see that not only Donna, but also Rose, were able to find the right buttons and switches to shut down the ship, which allowed the Soldiers to be freed from the control of The Meep. Rose: "I always thought I was different from all the other kids..." Donna: "Rose... how did you knew what to do?" Doctor: "Of course... when you gave birth to Rose, half of the Meta Crisis got transferred into her... allowing you and her to live without losing your memory!, that is just... amazing... something only you could pull off..." Donna: "Yeah... oh my gosh... Rose's name... I named her after Rose Tyler!, and the toys she made... they were based on all the alien we've encountered in our travels!" Moe: "So... does this mean the red head's not kicking the bucket?" Donna: "Not anytime now, sunshine." Curly: "His name's not sunshine, it's Moe." Larry: "Yeah, there's nothing really sunny about him." Moe: "Why you..." said Moe, before he pokes both Larry and Curly in the eyes with his fingers. As for The Meep, he tried to get away, only to be stopped by The Three Stooges, and then UNIT arrests The Meep for his crimes, but not before he warns the Doctor that his lord is still waiting and will come to bring death to all life itself. Donna: "Doctor... who is this Lord that The Meep keeps talking about?" Doctor: "No idea... could be anyone... but right now... peace has been restored... meaning it's time for me to go... um... this might be a stretch... but would you like to have one last trip?" Donna: "I wish I could... but I can't... I got my family to look after... like my daughter here... and gramps." Doctor: "Oh Wilfred... he's okay, right?" Donna: "Oh yeah... mostly at least... he's on a wheel chair now, but still alive... and some lady named Kate Lethbridge-Stewart is looking after him." Doctor: "Right, I know her, she's looking after Wilfred... brilliant..." said the Doctor with a happy smile on his face. Moe: "Another friend of yours?" Doctor: "I made a lot of friends in my many lifetimes... along with many enemies as well... which is natural when you've been traveling throughout space and time as long as I have... oh speaking of Wilfred... maybe we could go visit him." Donna: "Now that's just cheating..." Doctor: "What?, it's not like he's too far away, and the TARDIS can travel to him without problems." Donna: "Well... I suppose it wouldn't hurt to see him with you again... I mean he'll be very happy to see you again." Moe: "So... I'm guessing you're going?" Doctor: "You're not coming?" Moe: "Well we still need to collect the money to save the orphanage we grew up in." Doctor: "Hmm... well you can travel with me for a while, and you'll still have time to save the orphanage." Curly: "That's true... and we weren't supposed to be here in London in the first place, since we got no money or anything." Larry: "You make a good point Curly, so we might as well travel with with the doc for a while longer." Moe: "Well Doc, looks like you're stuck with us for a while." Doctor: "So it seems." said the Doctor, before he, Donna and The Three Stooges went to the TARDIS, where the discovered that it gave itself a new interior, much to the Doctor's amazement. Moe: "What happened here?" Doctor: "The TARDIS must have gave itself a new interior..." Donna: "Well it's certainly a lot cleaner now... and it's gorgeous!" said Donna with joy, as she and the Doctor laughed together. Doctor: "Ooh... it's even got a coffee machine..." Curly: "I could go for some coffee." Moe: "No way onion head, that stuff will keep you up all night." Donna: "And besides, you might spill some on the console." Larry: "You mean like what you're doing right now?" asked Larry, as Donna realized too late that she was spilling some of the coffee she got herself onto the console, which began to short out and fire burst out, then the TARDIS started to fly uncontrollably through the Time Vortex.