The Three Stooges & DOCTOR WHO

Empire Of Death

Last time, The Doctor tries to get UNIT'S help to identify Ruby's birth mother, but while at it, he meets his Fourteenth self and Donna, who discovered that the Fifteenth Doctor's TARDIS was possessed by an old enemy of the Doctor, known as Sutekh, the God of Death himself. Now, Sutekh was looking down at the group, which had The Three Stooges still screaming their heads off for the past 10 minutes without taking a breath. Once the Stooges finally stopped, they looked around and see that everyone was looking at them. Donna: "Are you done yet?" Curly: "Uh... yeah we're done." Larry: "Um... so what's with the giant talking dog thing again?" Fifteenth Doctor: "As he said... that's Sutekh... the death of ages... the greatest monster I've ever fought..." Fourteenth Doctor: "But how could you be alive?, I mean last time I saw you... I cast you falling into the Time Vortex, I send you to your own death." Sutekh: "That's what you think... but instead I was able to find a home by clinging on into your time machine and overtime... I grew more powerful until I transformed into a true god... and I managed to learn so many secrets from your ship... like Susan Foreman... AKA, your granddaughter for example... or the women you fell in love with... Rose Tyler... River Song... and a few more... oh the power of time travel has made me evolved beyond what I was before... and now... after so many years of waiting... I shall finally make my move on bringing blessed death to the entire universe throughout time and space..." Fifteenth Doctor: "If you think death is a blessing... then you are an enemy of all life itself... and I promise you that I will stop you." Fourteenth Doctor: "You mean 'we' will stop him." Fifteenth Doctor: "Right... what the other me said..." Sutekh: "So... you managed to split yourself... interesting trick... but that's not gonna help you..." Moe: "Hey dog breath, pick out two." Sutekh: "Huh?" Moe: "Pick out two of my fingers." Sutekh: "[counting the fingers] one... two... why do you want me to... [Moe poking his eyes] AHH~!" Fifteenth Doctor: "Into the TARDIS!, the other one!" called out the Fifteenth Doctor, before he and his companions, along with Fourteenth Doctor and Donna and Rose, went inside the fourteenth Doctor's TARDIS, which flew off as Sutekh summons some type of dust that was turning people into dust themselves, and the dust was spreading throughout the entire planet. Donna: "I can't believe it..." Fourteenth Doctor: "Yeah... it's hard to believe that Sutekh was with me this whole time..." Donna: "No, what I couldn't believe was the fact that so called god thing fell for the oldest Stooge trick in the book." Fourteenth Doctor: "Oh... yeah... that was a shock... never imagined he would fell for something like that..." Ruby: "What now?" asked Ruby, as the Fifteenth Doctor looks at the console and sees a hologram of the galaxy, and many of the planets have been turned dead because of Sutekh and the possessed TARDIS. Fifteenth Doctor: "Oh no... oh Ruby... Moe... Larry... Curly... I'm so sorry... but the Earth is now dead... everything... is now dead..." Moe: "No... that can't be..." Larry: "We're alive... aren't we?" Fourteenth Doctor: "For now at least... but it's only a matter of time before Sutekh gets us..." Ruby: "What do we do now?" Rose: "Well we can't let Sutekh get away with this for starters... we have to stop him." Donna: "I agree... we dealt with the Toymaker..." Ruby: "And the Maestro not too long ago... how is this any different?" Fifteenth Doctor: "Well... I suppose there might be a way... we just need a plan first... but what?" asked the Fifteenth Doctor to himself, before the TARDIS makes a landing and the Earth was now a dead world. It wasn't long before everyone got out and see that all the people and animals on the streets, in fact all things that were alive was now dust. Larry: "Ah... ah... ahchoo!... boy... this place could use a little dusting..." Fourteenth Doctor: "Be more respectful Larry... the chances of the dust we're breathing were once people and animals... are very high..." said the Fourteenth Doctor, before Larry and the other Stooges freaked out and tried getting the dust out of their mouths and off of their clothes. As they continued walking, they noticed that Sutekh and the possessed TARDIS came to the scene. Sutekh: "Going somewhere, Doctors?" Donna: "You... rotten mutt!, what do you have against life?!, do you really want to be all alone in the universe?!" Sutekh: Of course... I find life disgusting... after all... I am the god of death..." Ruby: "God or not... nobody has the right to kill so many lives... I'll bet the reason you hate life so much was because you never had a life of your own..." Moe: "Ooh... burn..." Sutekh: "Enough talking... it's you all face your gift of blessed death... any last words?" asked Sutekh, before Moe comes over to him, showing his closed up fist. Moe: "You see that?" asked Moe, before he hits the fist, which spun around to hit Sutekh on the head, and allowed Ruby to hook up a rope to Sutekh's collar, and then the group hooks up the other end to the TARDIS console. Fifteenth Doctor: "I was prepared to meet you... and came up with a plan to stop you once and for all... now then... into the Time Vortex!" called out the Fifteenth Doctor, before he and the others went back into the TARDIS, which begins to travel through the Time Vortex, and both Sutekh and the possessed TARDIS were both forced to follow it. While flying through the time vortex, the Three Stooges and the Fifteenth Doctor flee out of the Fourteenth Doctor's TARDIS and landed on top of the other TARDIS, where they had to face Sutekh himself. Ruby: "Doctor!, Moe!, Larry!, Curly!" Fourteenth Doctor: "Hang on!" called out the Fourteenth Doctor, as he and Donna were doing their best to keep the TARDIS from going too far from the other TARDIS, but not too close for Sutekh to hop onto it. The Fifteenth Doctor watched The Three Stooges slapping or eye poking Sutekh, who was roaring in pain before the group went to the doors, opening them and got inside, allowing the Fifteenth Doctor to shake Sutekh off of the TARDIS, and the god of Death fell through the Tim Vortex until he vanished without a trace. Once the God of Death was gone, both TARDIS' got back to UNIT HQ, and this time, all of the people who got turned to dust was back to normal, and it seems that all life has been restored to the universe as well. Moe: "Hey... they're alive..." Larry: "What happened?" Fifteenth Doctor: "Well... since Sutekh brought death to the universe... I thought of if you bring death to death... you get life... so when Sutekh fell through the Time Vortex to his own death... all the damage he has done have been reversed... restoring all life to the universe..." Curly: "You know what this means?, please tell me... cause I have no idea what it means..." Ruby: "It means we did it... we just defeated a monster... and saved all of life in the universe... we're heroes..." Moe: "Really?... heroes?" Larry: "I guess we are..." later, UNIT decided to try doing a DNA test on Ruby, and at last, they were able to identify Ruby's mother, which shocked Moe very much for some reason. Moe: "It can't be... Louise?" Ruby: "You know her?" Moe: "Yeah... um... there was a time the Doc and the boys accidentally dropped me in London in the year of 2004... and while there... I met this young lady named Louise and... she was in love with me... after I saved her from a bus... but I couldn't be with her as I was too old for her... then I told her that my past self lived in America and she said that she would love to meet me there... after that... the doc showed up and picked me up..." Kate: "You know... now that you mention it... the machines say Ruby's related to you, Moe... which must mean..." Donna: "No way... you're Ruby's father..." Moe: "Wha..." Ruby: "You're... my dad... my real dad?" asked Ruby, which really surprised Moe a lot as he did not expect to have a daughter, let alone a daughter that was with him the whole time. Larry: "Whoa... so does that mean... Curly and I are uncles?" Curly: "Oh boy!, I always wanted a niece!" Ruby: "No way... all this time... I had family with me... and I didn't even knew it..." Carla: "Well I'll be... what were the odds..." said Carla, before Ruby goes over to Moe and gives him a big hug, which he seems to enjoy as he begins to hug her back, and the sight of the father and daughter together made everyone, including the fifteenth and fourteenth Doctors to smile.