𝕸𝖞 𝖂𝖔𝖗𝖐𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖂𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌

ＨａＲｒＹ ｐＯｔＡｈ

This is a weird Haikyuu gc on how to explode volleyballs!

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Timestamp: @2AM

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Hinata Shoyo: 2 AM thoughts... What if Quidditch was just a cover-up for a super intense magical volleyball league??? Like... could you imagine flying on brooms and smashing a volleyball into the other team's faces? 🏐✈️💥

Kageyama Tobio: shakes head You're crazy, Boke. Go to sleep.

Hinata Shoyo: BUT WHAT IF IT'S REAL, KAGEYAMA?? Do you realize how cool that would be? Like, I could spike a volleyball while flying at 100 mph! That's like the ultimate rush!!

Oikawa Tooru: Ah~ Chibi-chan, I see your enthusiasm, but I'd definitely be the one leading the real magical volleyball team. I mean, who else could handle that level of flair on a broomstick? ✨🧹 I'd be levitating mid-air doing spins while the ball just magically floats into the other team's court. 😏

Iwaizumi Hajime: No, Trashykawa. You'd just fall off your broom in the middle of the game.

Oikawa Tooru: Rude. You're just jealous of my graceful broom skills, Iwa-chan. 😜

Tsukishima Kei: This is dumb. We should be talking about something important, like... if we had wands, which magical creatures would we be able to summon? I'd summon a Thestral to drag around all the idiots who don't know how to properly focus. 🦇

Yamaguchi Tadashi: A Thestral? You're too dark, Tsuki. I'd probably summon a cute little house elf to help me study, because, you know, I need help. 😅

Tanaka Ryuunosuke: I'd summon a Blast-Ended Skrewt and just set it loose on the court. Let's see how much chaos we can cause. BOOM! 🔥💥

Asahi Azumane: 2 AM sigh I think I'd just summon a Hippogriff... or maybe Buckbeak. Gotta have some dignity, right? 🦅

Sugawara Koushi: You? Dignified? I would summon a Phoenix and just have it fly around keeping me company. That's way more magical than a Hippogriff. 😏🔥

Daichi Sawamura: Oh, c'mon, Suga. A Phoenix sounds a little... dramatic, don't you think? I'd summon something reliable, like a kneazle, something that could help me keep track of everything going on. Plus, they're super cute. 🐾

Kageyama Tobio:*sighs loudly* Can we just talk about real stuff? Like how we're not even talking about actual Quidditch right now.

Tsukishima Kei: Did you just sigh in text?

Kageyama Tobio: Yes I did.

Hinata Shoyo: Real stuff? Kageyama, it's 2 AM! The real stuff is that we're all exhausted but still pretending we're not and now we're talking about magical creatures and flying brooms instead of sleeping. 😴

Oikawa Tooru: *whispering *You're right, Chibi-chan. But what if I could get my hands on a Time-Turner? I'd use it to go back in time and teach Tobio-chanhow to properly serve, you know, the correct way. ✨🔮

Kageyama Tobio: I'm right here, Oikawa. And you're wrong.

Iwaizumi Hajime: Let the child sleep, Oikawa. At least someone's trying to get some rest around here.

Tanaka Ryuunosuke: Wait! Wait! I just thought of it-what if we had a Muggle Studies class at Hogwarts, but it's all about volleyball? Hah! How amazing would that be?!

Yamaguchi Tadashi: Honestly, Tanaka-san, that sounds like the best class ever. Sign me up for that. 📝📚

Hinata Shoyo: YES!! I want to study volleyball magic!! Imagine we could learn how to use Wand Magic to float the ball over the net instead of, you know, actually jumping for it! 😜

Suga Koushi: At this point, we should just make our own wizarding school. We'll be the professors. Professor Tanaka will teach us how to explode the volleyball, and Professor Kageyama will make us all learn how to do perfect serves until we pass out. 🙄

Kageyama Tobio: I do not want to make anyone pass out, okay?!

Daichi Sawamura: Alright, alright. Let's actually sleep now, guys. We have practice tomorrow. We'll figure out how to combine Quidditch and volleyball then.

Hinata Shoyo: Noooooooo, just five more minutes! I have SO MANY ideas! ✨

Kageyama Tobio: Please. Go to sleep, Boke.