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What a lovely day-

𝕐𝔼𝕊,-𝕀'𝕄-𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕃𝕃-𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼: what the fuck in yveltals tits is this fever dream?

เภŦєгภ๏_๏שєг๔гเשє!!!: lmao what

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⅄Oᙠ-OWƎ-⅄ƎH: guess who we found.

𝒫𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓅𝒽𝑜𝒷𝒾𝒶: it was quite a shock when we saw you and your friend, Goh.

ᗯ𝓐ＴＥŕ-𝓘ⓢ-Ğυ∂🌊: huh, what did we miss?

𝔈𝔩𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔠-ℭ𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔱_2.0: why did you say a Kalos legendary name?

Hau-Are-You-Doing?: I am also surprised.

𝕐𝔼𝕊,-𝕀'𝕄-𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕃𝕃-𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼: Me n Goh met Gladion and Lillie.

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Ｐａｐａ－Ｋｕｋｕｉ: Really?

𝕐𝔼𝕊,-𝕀'𝕄-𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕃𝕃-𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼: Yep

⅄Oᙠ-OWƎ-⅄ƎH: Unfortunately

𝒫𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓅𝒽𝑜𝒷𝒾𝒶: Goh was very nice.

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👩‍🍳ꉓꃅꍟꎇ🍳: Hi guys, what did I miss?

𝕐𝔼𝕊,-𝕀'𝕄-𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕃𝕃-𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼: HIIII MALLOW!!!

𝒫𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓅𝒽𝑜𝒷𝒾𝒶: hello Mallow.

ᗯ𝓐ＴＥŕ-𝓘ⓢ-Ğυ∂🌊: what's popping?

เภŦєгภ๏_๏שєг๔гเשє!!!: is everything ok?

𝕐𝔼𝕊,-𝕀'𝕄-𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕃𝕃-𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼: LET ME summarise it in 3 words: a fever dream

⅄Oᙠ-OWƎ-⅄ƎH: fr fr.

Ilima: emo boi knows slang?!?!

☀: interesting.

🌙: wut.

𝕐𝔼𝕊,-𝕀'𝕄-𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕃𝕃-𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼: OMG DRACOFISH IZ NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT

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𝒫𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓅𝒽𝑜𝒷𝒾𝒶: Ash just dived for his Pokémon to take something out of his hand.

⅄Oᙠ-OWƎ-⅄ƎH: should I be concerned?

Ｐａｐａ－Ｋｕｋｕｉ: why?

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🎀 𝐻𝓊𝓈𝒷𝒶𝓃𝒹-𝒾𝓈𝓈𝓊𝑒𝓈 🎀: OH I DONT MNOW KUKUI, MAYBE BECAUSE HALF OF HIS GOSDAMNED BLOOD WAS FLOWING OUT OF HIS ARM?

ᗯ𝓐ＴＥŕ-𝓘ⓢ-Ğυ∂🌊: well, that doesn't sound very fun or likely.

Ilima: sorry, I didn't understand a single word of what you just said.

☀: lmao

𝕐𝔼𝕊,-𝕀'𝕄-𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕃𝕃-𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼: stop that. It's too early for you to be in such a good mood.

⅄Oᙠ-OWƎ-⅄ƎH: it's four-thirty in the afternoon Ash wtf.

𝕐𝔼𝕊,-𝕀'𝕄-𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕃𝕃-𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼: welp, see you the next time I mess up!

🌙: damn, being nice is hard work.

⅄Oᙠ-OWƎ-⅄ƎH: mood.

👩‍🍳ꉓꃅꍟꎇ🍳: what makes you think that?

☀: um, everything

Ｐａｐａ－Ｋｕｋｕｉ: bitterness is an ugly flavour on you.

Everyone online: Gasps in British

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🆃🅴🅰🅼-🆂🅺🆄🅻🅻🆂-🅻🅴🅰🅳🅴🆁: I'm gonna dance with a bag of chips.

Ｔｉｅ－Ｄｙｅ－ｍｙ－ｈａｉｒ: I'll send you the video later lmao

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ꀤꌗ-ꌗꃅꍟ-ꍏ-ꂵꀤꈤꂦꋪꋪꋪꋪꋪꋪꋪꋪ?: what...

匚คᵗѕ. : please tell me you're joking Ash.

𝕐𝔼𝕊,-𝕀'𝕄-𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕃𝕃-𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼: nah

匚คᵗѕ. : DONT 'NAH' ME.

👩‍🍳ꉓꃅꍟꎇ🍳: GUZMA, WHY ARE THERE WEAPONS IN MY BATHROOM

🆃🅴🅰🅼-🆂🅺🆄🅻🅻🆂-🅻🅴🅰🅳🅴🆁: HSTFJFDXYRESYRWSHTRDJRTXUTEXUTEXYRESYREDJY5JYGVUTFCERYSWSYRETUFC

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Ｔｉｅ－Ｄｙｅ－ｍｙ－ｈａｉｒ: I'll beat yo ass lil bro

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𝕐𝔼𝕊,-𝕀'𝕄-𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕃𝕃-𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼: I made a poem a while abi

Ｐａｐａ－Ｋｕｋｕｉ: let's hear it then

Ilima: yes yes

เภŦєгภ๏_๏שєг๔гเשє!!!: is it good?

𝕐𝔼𝕊,-𝕀'𝕄-𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕃𝕃-𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼: I think

𝒫𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓅𝒽𝑜𝒷𝒾𝒶: tell us it.

𝕐𝔼𝕊,-𝕀'𝕄-𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕃𝕃-𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼: kk, give mw a dev

⅄Oᙠ-OWƎ-⅄ƎH: Goh is currently bandaging up Ash's arm so he can't type properly

𝕐𝔼𝕊,-𝕀'𝕄-𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕃𝕃-𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼: here -
Roses are red
Violets are blue
U really thought i would cry over u
I said I loved u
U thought that was true
Well guess what player
U just got played 2

👩‍🍳ꉓꃅꍟꎇ🍳: ummm,

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ʜᴇʀᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱᴛʜᴇʜᴜʀʀɪᴄᴀɴᴇʙɪᴛᴄʜ: TWERP, GO TO THE MAIN CHAT ROOM.

✨🄿🄰🅁🄴🄽🅃 🄸🅂🅂🅄🄴🅂 ✨: apparently, Jessie is way to exited to have found another evil team in Galar.

𝕐𝔼𝕊,-𝕀'𝕄-𝕊𝕋𝕀𝕃𝕃-𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼: kk, omw there after I'm done with this.

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𝒫𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓅𝒽𝑜𝒷𝒾𝒶: we best to get going now, bye!

⅄Oᙠ-OWƎ-⅄ƎH: well, goodbye you ugly hags

🎀 𝐻𝓊𝓈𝒷𝒶𝓃𝒹-𝒾𝓈𝓈𝓊𝑒𝓈 🎀: Gladion!

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👩‍🍳ꉓꃅꍟꎇ🍳: HEY KUKUI, CAN YIU BUY ME SUM ALCOHOL FOR A DISH INWANNA MAKE?

Ｐａｐａ－Ｋｕｋｕｉ: Mallow no-