Not everything goes as planned. And after a year in Arkham coming home to a disaster of an apartment was not part of her plans. And finding out she's a mom was never even a thought.
"Hey, have you heard about this new villain? Name's Scylla apparently she killed a hero, took her name, and is now attacking Themyscira." Harley said as she read the newspaper upside down, "What are her powers?" I asked, "I don't know, I'm readen' about her in the paper!" she said, "We're back." Bane said, "THE LEGION'S ATTACKEN! GRAB THE LITTLE SHIT AND RUN! I'll gladly kill Bane." Harley said happily before (y/n) popped his head out from behind Bane, "Yeah no, he kinda works for (y/n) now or something? I don't know." I said, "He pays me in exposure! It's great for my image, terrible for my bills." Bane said.
(y/n) POV
"Ok your mom has a spa trip, nonrefundable, and she left me in charge of ya!" Harley said, "BANE!" I said, "I've got your bags packed. Are we traveling in darkness? I was born there you know." Bane said, "Wow wow! Where are you idiots goin?" Harley asked, "Themyscira." I said, "What why?!" she asked, "He wants a girlfriend!" Bane said, "Well I'm the super sexy Step-babysitter, I can either watch the baby or get stuck in the washing machine. Take your pick." Harley said, "I'd like the..." Bane said, "Bane, no no." I said as I walked out the door.
"I can't believe we're doing this shit." Harley grumbled, "We're now making our final landing approach to Paradise Island, Themyscira. We ask you at this time to please fasten your seat belts and stow all tray tables in the upright position. Thank you once again for flying Bane Air." Bane said as we prepared to land.
"So where's this girlfriend of yours?" Harley asked, "Somewhere." I said as I looked around before we were surrounded, "Hello ladies." I said, "Silence boy. We are under siege!" the Queen said, "By my lady." I said, "Forgive him, he's an idiot and we're leaving." Harley said, "Not happening. The clumsy one has already trampled Persephone's flower garden." the Queen said, "Plan B!" I said, "I'LL KILL SYLLA!" I said, "Then we will allow you to die trying." she said sheathing her sword.
Harley POV
"I should call Batsy." I said as my phone began to ring, I looked and saw Ivy was calling, "Well fuck me." I said, "Heyyyy Ivvvvvv...how's it goen?" I said, 'Good, great actually, just got out of a rejuvenating mud bath, about to have a pedicure. Just one question though, WHY IS MY SON IN THEMYSCIRA?!' she yelled, "Look Iv, he's fine...kinda." I said, 'KINDA?!' she snapped, "Here to bargain!" (y/n) laughed, "He's gonna die, but I'm gonna call Bats. He'll be here within an hour, shit gotta go! Love ya bye!" I said as I hung up, "BANE THROW ME!" (y/n) said, "OH HELL NO!" I said as I ran to (y/n), but Bane already threw him.
(y/n) POV
I was flying through the air, suddenly a massive shark jumped out of the water ready to eat me, "SUPER POWERS GO!" I laughed but nothing happened, "Shit." I said disappointed, suddenly lightning hit the shark, "Fucking Megaladons! They're infesting the water here." a woman said as she held me in place with a tiny tornado.
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"One moment." I said as I looked down at the Megaladon, "FUCK YOU FISH!" I said as I flipped it off, "Why did they fling a kid at me? Did they run out of rocks? Well, now I have a hostage." She scoffed, "Why here?" I asked, "I'm here to kill Wonder Woman's family!" she said, "Why?" I asked, "Why? Cause I can." she said, "But why?" I asked, "Well if you must know, she seems like the kind of girl that would've been mean to me in middle school." She said, "That's dumb." I said, "Yeah well I'm the woman with an amulet that grants godly powers!" she growled as she faced me only to have a gun pointed at her head, "We can talk about this. Put that away and I'll give you the island." she said, "More." I said, "You're a child what more do you want?!" she asked, "You." I said, "I'd rather die." she said, "Can be arranged." I said, "You're bluffing." she said before I shot one of her horns, "OK FUCK! YOU WIN!" she said, "Who are you." She asked, "I'm (y/n). Do not fuck with me." I said smugly, "To land, hostage!" I demanded.
"What the shit?!" Harley snapped, "My girlfriend!" I laughed, "Take me home." I said as I dragged Sylla onto the plane.
