Poison (male child reader X Mother Poison Ivy)

Micro-Chapter: 9-5

Ivy POV

"How is this my life?" I asked as (y/n) pushed my face with his foot while he was sprawled out across the bed.

"Espresso?" Bane asked as I walked into the kitchen, "Uh sure, thanks?" I said as I took a sip, "Holy shit this is good!" I said, "Not too bitter? Sylla mentioned that she prefers her morning espresso sweeter, she hates bitter beverages." he said, "Yeah don't care, but this is good shit." I said.

Sylla POV

"No one fucking talk to me. I'm nursin' a bitch of a hangover." I groaned, "Here try this." Bane said, "If it sucks, I will murder you." I said as I took a sip of his coffee, "Holy shit. It's not total dog shit, still too bitter, but not terrible." I said, "I'll take it!" he said happily.

Harley POV

"SHIT!" I said as I ducked under Dick's roundhouse kick, he grabbed my arm to flip me for a takedown, but I wrapped my legs around his arm and flipped him onto his back with a full-body twist. I quickly put my bat to his throat to win that match, "Holy shit! That's the first time I've ever beaten ya! Did you let me win?" I asked, "No. That was all you." he said in shock. "FUCK YA!" I said happily.

(y/n) POV

I dragged myself out of bed and brushed my teeth. I got dressed and grabbed Harley's gun from Tucker. "Let's get this over with." I yawned.

I went to the Slasher's HQ and looked at charts and graphs that meant nothing to me. "So you wanna turn this gang into a mob, and the mob into a loan office? You're making a bank with extra steps boss!" Goon 7 said I snapped and he was dragged away, "Anyone else?" I asked, "No sir." Goon 36 said.

I went and sat in my office I made Sylla my secretary since she can read and I can't, also she's a pretty lady and I enjoy watching the goons try flirting with her only for her to torment them. I decided to "do some paperwork" when a feather fell on my desk from out of nowhere, "The hell?" I said as I picked it up.