Sorry for any typos<3
I decided to have Joe Jonas, Joe Alwyn, and Taylor Lautner go by their last names in this, I haven't gone back and changed it yet but I will soon. Enjoy!<3
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Alright! Everyone ready for the next song?
"I guess if we have to be." Jake sighed.
That's the spirit! But this is a happy song that isn't as poetic so you don't have to think too hard on this one. Especially 'cause I know a lot of you don't think.
"That sounded like an insult." Calvin said, crossing his arms.
It pretty much is. Now here's the song information!
Song: So High School
Album: The Tortured Poets Department
Year: 2024
Song length: 3:48
Muse: Travis Kelce
"So, all the songs on this album aren't gut wrenchingly sad?" Tom asked.
Nope. Most of them are. But this one is very happy and cute.
"Quick question. Is anybody here from the timeline where this album is out yet?" Jonas asked.
The only people here that are from the timeline after The Tortured Poets department are Conor and Matty.
"I didn't even know she was gonna release this. I knew it was an early draft she showed me, but..." Travis said.
"Wait, what timeline are you from? Do you know what day it was when you got here?" Lautner asked.
"It was February eleventh. The day of the superbowl. We won. I fell asleep next to Tay and then boom! I'm in a theater with a bunch of her ex's." Travis replied.
"So you knew about this album?" Harry said.
Travis nodded. "I knew about it for a few months in advance but Taylor announced it like a week before the Super Bowl anyway."
Let's go ahead and start the song 'cause I'm getting bored of this conversation.
*the song starts*
I feel so highschool every time I look at you. I wanna find you in a crowd, just to hide from you.
And in a blink of a crinkling eye. I'm sinking, our fingers entwined. Cheeks pink in the twinkling light. Tell me 'bout the first time you saw me. I'll drink what you think, and I'm high from smoking your jokes all damn night. The brink of a wrinkle in time. Bittersweet sixteen suddenly.
Everyone was vibing to the tone and happiness of the whole song, except John and Matty, who just stared at the screen blankly.
I'm watching American pie with you on a Saturday night. Your friends are around, so be quiet. I'm trying to stifle my sighs. 'Cause I feel so highschool every time I look at you, but look at you.
"Woah! That was a piece of information that I feel was not needed." Tom said.
"What?" Travis replied. "American Pie was actually really good. So Matty can shut the fuck up about it."
"No, not about American Pie! The 'I'm trying to stifle my sighs' lyric." Tom replied.
"Oh, yeah." Travis chuckled.
Tom just rolled his eyes.
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me? It's just a game but really? I'm betting on all three for us two. Get my car door, isn't that sweet? Then pull me to the backseat. No one's ever had me, not like you.
"Oh, I didn't know she knew about that video." Travis blushed.
"What video?" Jonas said.
"There was an interview I did in like 2016, and the interviewer wanted to play marry, kiss, or kill, and the three people were Katy Perry, Ariana Grande, and Taylor. She was probably referencing that." Travis said, his face going darker.
"And what was she?" Lautner asked. "Please don't tell me that she was the kill?"
"No! God no! I've always thought she was beautiful. She was the Kiss." Travis smiled.
"Who was the marry?" Lautner continued.
"Uhm, Katy Perry." Travis mumbled.
"Ha! Really? That's funny." Jake laughed.
Travis just rolled his eyes.
Truth, dare, spin bottles. You know how to ball, I know Aristotle. Brand new, full throttle. Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto. It's true, swear, scouts honor. You knew what you wanted and boy, you got her. Brand new, full throttle. You already know, babe.
"Hey! Back up! What the actually fuck." Matty said.
"You're telling me that Taylor Swift, songwriting genius, just said the words 'touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto'?" Lautner questioned.
"Guess so." Calvin shrugged.
"I remember that!" Travis said. "That was fun. They had no idea." He chuckled.
Jake sighed, shaking his head.
I fell like laughing in the middle of practice. Do that impression you did of your dad again. I'm hearing voices, like a madman.
And in a blink of a crinkling eye. I'm sinking, our fingers entwined. Cheeks pink in the twinkling light. Tell me 'bout the first time you saw me. I'll drink what you think, and I'm high from smoking your jokes all damn night. The brink of a wrinkle in time. Bittersweet sixteen suddenly.
Alwyn remained silent through the whole song, listening carefully. He just couldn't believe that Taylor was singing a song about another guy with such love and happiness in her voice. He figured it would be him who he was singing about, forever.
I'm watching American Pie with you on a Saturday night. Your friends are around, so be quiet. I'm trying to stifle my sighs. 'Cause I feel so highschool every time I look at you, but look at you.
Truth, dare, spin bottles. You know how to ball, I know Aristotle. Brand new, full throttle. Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto. It's true, swear, scouts honor. You knew what you wanted and boy, you got her. Brand new, full throttle. You already know, babe. You already know, babe.
*the song ends*
"Awe, well I thought that was sweet, didn't you?" Lautner said, looking at Alwyn, who just shrugged and mumbled "I don't know." Under his breath.
"I loved that." Jonas said. "It was very different than her other love songs. Like, something about it was different."
"'You know how to ball, I know Aristotle' was my favorite lyric." Conor said.
"I loved the whole song!" Travis said. "And I think Taylor is the best songwriter in the world and she's amazing."
"Suck up." John said, putting a fist to his mouth and pretending to cough.
Travis rolled her eyes. "Please, at least my girlfriend is close in age to me and not twenty-three years younger than me like yours is."
"Cause iiiiiiiiii... feel so hiiiiggghhhschool." Jonas sang quietly, the lyrics already stuck in his head.
Alright, ready for the next one. We're gonna take a little break from this album for a little while!
"Oh thank god." Matty and Alwyn muttered at the same time.
I got my TTPD ring and necklace in the mail today! And I asked for the bracelet for Christmas so hopefully I can finish off the trio of TTPD jewelry:)
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