(I laughed SO SO HARD while writing this 😭😭😭)
TWS⚠️: ass slapping 😈
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~Skeppys POV~
It's about time I troll bad again.
I've got the perfect idea, and since he's cooking right now it's the perfect time for it.
I sneak down the stairs, skipping every other step. I internally laugh as I think about what's going to happen next.
I make sure he doesn't see me coming before I make it to the bottom. I slink into the kitchen, standing behind him.
Perfect time to strike.
Literally.
I one quick movement, I bring my hand across his ass, and spin around, whipping out my phone to pretend nothing happened.
Aka, to pretend I didn't do anything.
The sound that came from that slap was probably the loudest thing ive heard all month.
He doesn't say anything or do anything, and I start wondering why. I'm about to turn around to look when-
The largest amount of force I've ever felt in my life slaps hard against both of my fucking ass cheeks.
Its the worst pain I think I've ever been in in my whole life.
My eyes clamp shut tightly and I sink to the floor, my ass aching horribly. "HOLY FUCK."
The sound that came from that slap was genuinely the loudest thing I've heard in my entire life.
It sounded like a gunshot.
"OH MY GOD-" I yelp as I eventually land on the floor.
Loud snickering arises from behind me and I keel over, forehead pressing against our kitchen island.
"What the fuck just happened?!" I hear sapnap say as he bursts out of his room.
It still hurts so bad.
"My fucking ass.." I whine. "WAS THAT YOU GETTING YOUR ASS SLAPPED? I THOUGHT SOMEONE GOT SHOT!!" sapnap practically yells.
"Ughhhh.." I groan in pain.
"Oh my goodness- skeppy I did not mean to hit you THAT hard!" Bad says with concern in his voice once he fully realized the state I was in.
"It hurrrrtss.." I whine. "Jesus Christ.." Sapnap grumbles before going back in his room.
"I'm so sorry-" bad says trying to hold back his laughter. Honestly, I'm not at all mad because it is funny as fuck.
I'd be laughing too if I wasn't as in pain as I am.
"You better treat me like fucking royalty for the rest of the week." I grumble in an insanely angry tone.
"Yes yes of course- I'm so sorry baby.." He laughs.
Bad grabs my hand and lifts me to my feet, my ass hurts so bad that I'm struggling to stand up.
He spins me around and picks me up, holding me by the area of my skin right next to my ass, just barely avoiding touching the irritated skin.
I drape my head over his shoulder and put my hands on his chest, sinking into his touch.
"I'm sorry I seriously did not mean to hit you that hard.." He tries to say seriously, a very obvious laugh being held back.
"I don't know if im going to be sitting for awhile." I grumble.
Bad just starts laughing. "THATS- actually.." I just stop myself and laugh too.
It still hurts like hell.
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END
My humor is very odd as you can tell so erm
Bear with me
More smut eventually 😈
Word count: 560
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