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"What's your point?" -Leonard Hofstader

"If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here." -Front Desk Lady

"I think this is the place." -Sheldon Cooper

"Sheldon, this was your idea." -Leonard Hofstader

"I'm sure she'll still love him." -Leonard Hofstader

"I wouldn't." -Sheldon Cooper

"I want to leave." -Sheldon Cooper

"Bye." -Front Desk Lady (not looking up from her crossword).

"Bye-bye." -Sheldon Cooper

"Nice meeting you." -Leonard Hofstader

"Not really." -Leonard Hofstader

"I don't care." -Leonard Hofstader

"In what universe?" -Leonard Hofstader

"In all of them, that's the whole point." -Sheldon Cooper

"Um, Penny that's where I sit." -Sheldon Cooper

"Sit next to me." -Penny Teller (smiles at him).

"No, I sit there." -Sheldon Cooper

"What's the difference?" -Penny Teller

"What's the difference?!" -Sheldon Cooper

"Here we go." -Leonard Hofstader

"In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross breeze created by opening windows there and there. (Points to windows). And there (points to another place in the apartment) it faces the television at an angle that is neither direct to that encouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. I could go on but I think I've made my point." -Sheldon Cooper

"So you want me to move?" -Penny Teller

"Well..." -Sheldon Cooper

"Just sit somewhere else." -Leonard Hofstader

"Sheldon sit!" -Leonard Hofstader

"I said I'm sorry." -Leonard Hofstader

"What is happening?" -Sheldon Cooper (Mouths to Leonard).

"I don't know." -Leonard Hofstader (Mouths back to Sheldon).

"No, you'll make it worse." -Sheldon Cooper

"Well, I didn't make it worse." -Leonard Hofstader

"Yeah right, your grandmother back in town?" -Howard Wolowitz

"Wow." -Leonard Hofstader

"So, we get to have a scene with him?" -Sheldon Cooper

"No, Sheldon, there's not going to be a scene." -Leonard Hofstader

"Just grab the door." -Leonard Hofstader

"You're not done with her, are you?" -Sheldon Cooper

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