"I don't need you to guess, I need you to know." -Sheldon Cooper
"Thanks for your consideration, now please leave." -Sheldon Cooper (looks at Penny).
"What the hell are you doing?" -Leonard Hofstader
"I didn't hear the phone ring." -Sheldon Cooper
"They texted me." -Leonard Hofstader
"Well as I predicted, I am sick. My fever has been tracking up exponentially since 2:00 a.m." -Sheldon Cooper
"I know it's the phone, ma, I hear the phone!" -Howard Wolowitz
"Well, who's calling at this ungodly hour?" -Mrs. Wolowitz
"I don't know!" -Howard Wolowitz
"Well, ask them why they're calling at this ungodly hour!" -Mrs. Wolowitz
"How can I ask them when I'm talking to you!" -Howard Wolowitz
"Who's on the phone!" -Mrs. Wolowitz
"It's Leonard!" -Howard Wolowitz
"Why is he calling!" -Mrs. Wolowitz
"Sheldon's sick!" -Howard Wolowitz
"Were you playing with him!" -Mrs. Wolowitz
"For God's sake, ma, I'm 26 years old!" -Howard Wolowitz
"Excuse me, mr. grownup!" -Mrs. Wolowitz
"You need to call Kootherpali, we need to find a place to lay low for 18 - 24 hours." -Leonard Hofstader
"I feel really guilty." -Leonard Hofstader
"You did what you had to do." -Rajesh Kootherpali
"You're going to leave me?" -Sheldon Cooper (looks at Penny).
"What about Lasik?" -Rajesh Kootherpali
"You want me to get eye surgery?" -Leonard Hofstader
"Would you rather go home and deal with Sheldon or have a stranger carve out your corneas with a laser beam?" -Rajesh Kootherpali
"Well?" -Howard Wolowitz
"I'm thinking." -Leonard Hofstader
"🎧🎵🎶Soft kitty, warm kitty little ball of fur happy kitty sleepy kitty purr purr purr.🎧🎵🎶 Now you." -Sheldon Cooper (sings/looks at Penny).
"Keep rubbing." -Sheldon Cooper
"Penny take me with you!!" -Leonard Hofstader
