"Ask him for a napkin, I dare you." -Leonard Hofstader
"Get used to it." -Howard Wolowitz
"Yeah, I won't." -Penny Teller
"We're locked out." -Sheldon Cooper
"Also, the pretty girl left." -Rajesh Kootherpali aka Raj
"You ok?" -Leonard Hofstader
"No, it hurt... Great Caeser's ghost, look at this place." -Sheldon Cooper
"So Penny's a little messy." -Leonard Hofstader
"A little messy? This is chaos?" -Sheldon Cooper
"I'm just inferring this is a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale." -Sheldon Cooper
"No?" -Sheldon Cooper
"It's a joke." -Leonard Hofstader
"I don't get it." -Penny Teller
"He didn't tell it right." -Leonard Hofstader
"Are you insane?!" -Leonard Hofstader
"I'm not leaving until I'm done." -Sheldon Cooper
"If you have time to lean, you have time to clean." -Sheldon Cooper
"Oh, what the Hell." -Leonard Hofstader
"You know what? You convinced me, maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet." -Leonard Hofstader (sarcastically).
"You don't think that crosses a line?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Yes, for God's sake Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?" -Leonard Hofstader
"You have a sarcasm sign?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Stay away from me." -Penny Teller
"Sure, that's another way to go." -Leonard Hofstader
"What's funny?" -Leonard Hofstader
"That wasn't sarcasm?" -Sheldon Cooper
"No!" -Leonard Hofstader
"I did what I could." -Sheldon Cooper
"His imaginary girlfriend broke up with him." -Sheldon Cooper (looks at Howard).
"Been there." -Howard Wolowitz
"Well, she was at first because her sister shot somebody, then there was something about you, and then... she hugged me." -Rajesh Kootherpali aka Raj
"Considering, what? How great this place looks?" -Sheldon Cooper
