"Here's a question, why?" -Penny Teller
"Because we can." -ALL
"Sheldon, why is this letter in the trash?" -Leonard Hofstader
"Well, there's always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter. But Ockham's Razor would suggest that someone threw it out." -Sheldon Cooper
"It's from the Institute for Experimental Physics, they want us to present our paper on the properties of super solids at the Topical Conference on Bose- Einstein Condensates." -Leonard Hofstader
"I know, I read it before I threw it out." -Sheldon Cooper
"Ok, uh, if I may drill down to the bedrock of my question, why did you throw it out?" -Leonard Hofstader
"Are there any other honors I've gotten that I don't know about?" -Leonard Hofstader
"Shut up, Howard." -Leonard Hofstader
"Sheldon, we have to do this." -Leonard Hofstader
"No, we don't." -Sheldon Cooper
"It doesn't need proving." -Sheldon Cooper
"What, so the entire scientific community is just supposed to take your word?" -Leonard Hofstader
"They're not supposed to, but they should." -Sheldon Cooper
"Alright, I don't care what you say, I'm going to the conference and I'm representing our findings." -Leonard Hofstader
"And I forbid it." -Sheldon Cooper
"You forbid it?" -Leonard Hofstader
"If I'm not taking credit for our work, then nobody is." -Sheldon Cooper
"So, you admit that it's our work." -Leonard Hofstader
"No, once again, I'm throwing you a bone and once again you are welcome." -Sheldon Cooper
"Uh-huh." -Leonard Hofstader
"No, he didn't." -Howard Wolowitz (snaps fingers).
"Great, be right back." -Leonard Hofstader
"I said no, put it down." -Penny Teller
"I don't understand the question." -Sheldon Cooper
"In what words, exactly?" -Sheldon Cooper
"What did he say?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Don't you ever speak to me again." -Sheldon Cooper (looks at Leonard).
"What the hell was that?" -Sheldon Cooper
"It was not, you are a nutcase!" -Leonard Hofstader
"More often than you think." -Howard Wolowitz
