"Alright, my boss says order something, or leave and never come back." -Penny Teller
"Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy." -Sheldon Cooper
"I said I could follow, not that I care." -Sheldon Cooper
"Uh, sure why not?" -Leonard Hofstader
"Do you want to start now?" -Leonard Hofstader
"Well there's Leonard." -Sheldon Cooper
"D
I don't know what the protocol is here. Do I stay? Do I leave? Do I wait to greet them with a refreshing beverage?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Someone's touched my board. Oh God, my board! 2×=Leonard!Someone's touched my board." -Sheldon Cooper
"Are you insane? Are you out of your mind? Are you... Hey look! That fixes the problem I've been having." -Sheldon Cooper
"I don't come into your house and touch your board." -Sheldon Cooper
"Leonard?" -Sheldon Cooper
"Yeah?" -Leonard Hofstader
"I still don't care." -Sheldon Cooper
"Who do I speak to about permanently reserving this table?" -Sheldon Cooper (looks at Penny).
"Oh, um, I don't know a psychiatrist." -Penny Teller
