💸Monopoly💸
warnings: There's NSFW, I'll do a cut off where it starts. (I decided to just not say what tho, enjoy the surprise :D )
song: chase Atlantic, slow down
Request by @mushroom-boar
note: sorry for the slow release, I write while working and there's some funny- annoying stuff going on this evening hehe
I think i made the smut part longer oops-💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸
''Yoru, put down the fucking knife, you can't stab Phoenix over this for fucks sake!'' You yelled out, chaos starting to ensue from your board game. You and a few other agents were getting a bit bored in Headquarters and Brimstone had suggested a board game- a simple way to keep everyone entertained and to get some team bonding in. The only problem is that the Protocol leader didn't know just how far some of his trustworthy agents would take a god dammed game of monopoly.
Currently, Yoru was about two seconds away from actually stabbing Phoenix after landing onto one of Phoenix's properties, Phoenix was laughing his ass off, Brimstone was snagging any nearby knives to keep out and away from Yoru's grasp, Sova was snickering at the scene, but tried to keep it on the low to not earn a glare from Brimstone. There was also Gekko and Clove, busy plotting god knows what while all of this was going on, the two seemingly forming an alliance.
Sova took a moment to lean in, lowering his voice to whisper to you while damage control was still being done around the game, Brimstone trying oh so desperately to get the game back on track and off any potential murder. ''You sure we can't join forces to out play them, dear?'' Sova asked you teasingly, a small smirk on his face as you swatted him away, a pout on your lips. ''Nuh-uh! Last time we did that, you back stabbed me- and still loss!'' You retorted, sticking your tongue out to him. ''That was one time!'' Sova pleaded amusedly, a chuckle escaping him as you told him off a bit loudly.
''Nuh- uh. not happening'' You said once more, watching as the chaos died down slightly, turns starting to be played once more. Everyone was starting to have houses or hotels onto the properties, which was making many pretty rowdy whenever landing onto said properties. After another few turns, Phoenix landed onto one of brimstone's hotels, right onto one of the green properties. He let out a loud groan- counting his money, how many houses he could sell, checking which properties he could resell- coming to the conclusion he was short on cash. ''Brimstone, boss, we can come to an arrangement, right? Right??'' Phoenix pleaded, trying to bargain his way to stay in the game.
''Sorry Phoenix, guess you gotta declare bankruptcy, kiddo!'' Brimstone said with a smirk, laughing at Phoenix's desperate attempt to not lose the game instantly. Phoenix complained a bit but eventually had no choice but to declare loss- making one less player in the monopoly run. The game was definitely going to start pulling to an end; as when one falls, usually a few more will start to crumble not long after. Gekko was next- but pulled a move where he had a deal with Clove, the two having formed an alliance. Clove paid off Gekko's debt to Yoru's property, but claimed his properties and remaining money afterwards. Yoru wasn't too happy as he didn't get to inherit Gekko's properties- another round of chaos flaring as Clove smugly took what they had bargained for. ''This is bullshit! Those were mine!'' Yoru yelled out, getting salty over the loss. ''Hey, I paid your property rent, skiddadle off!'' Clove said smugly, grinning from ear to ear as Phoenix held back Yoru this time.
Yoru turn came, rolling the dice and advancing on the board. You watched as you landed onto one of Sova's properties. You looked over your own properties, how much cash you had- you knew you'd have to sell a hotel to pay him off, and you knew if you did that, you would miss out on a chance to make money as Brimstone, Yoru and Clove were all approaching your properties in the game. You took a moment to contemplate while everyone was mostly focused on Yoru. You finally got an idea, a small smirk appearing on your lips as you faced Sova, who already seemed a bit weary of your idea, leaned in slightly. ''What are you planning?'' He asked you, cocking an eyebrow.
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VALORANT X READER ONESHOTS
FanfictionAs the title shows, It's oneshots- any agent x reader open for requests open for nsfw (there will be warnings) reposting from tumblr (@saltyyuuri)