TMF Headcanons

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Drew and Zander were squabbling in the boys' bathroom one time, and another kid asked, "Are you two fighting??" Drew replies sarcastically, "No, we're grabbing out Whip Its and making out." Zander gave him a hard slap on the face after that 😹

Liam anonymously said in the school game chat that Henry is yummy with the "😋😋😋😋😋" emojis. The teacher took the class' game day privileges 😭

Henry took a lily flower from Elliot's garden and munched on it.

Henry also thinks stealing someone's phone is peak comedy.

Zoey thinks being a lesbian is a personality trait.

Zoey met her sugar daddy off MySpace.

Milo knows the whole lyrics to Cherry Blossom Iced Tea.

Justin got Drew into gaming in middle school.

Drew isn't really that big of a video game fan. He only uses it because his other coping mechanisms stopped working.

Zander cheats on every around in Monopoly.

Luke secretly has rude nicknames for everyone he knows.

Elliot's bitchass will literally CRY over ANYTHING that happens within or around him.

Daisy talks to herself to get rid of her mentally bad habits.

Zander has a calico critters shrine in his closet.

Luke actually jumped someone because they made a joke about Liam Payne's death.

Lia likes wearing tight clothes.

Elliot definitely drops random ass facts in the middle of conversations.

Liam lore drops strangers at a party and expects them to be friends with him after that.

Drew will out of mid-air leave the classroom just to get himself a skittles or M&M's from the vending machine.

Milly takes Missle Launcher to the dog park even tho she's a cat.

Luke quit working out at Planet Fitness because the ppl there are unhinged asf.

Hailey, one time, dubbed for a genshin comic dub and hasn't mentioned it to anyone.

Drew, Zander, and Jake have read Playground together and somehow managed to survive the poop masturbation scene

Faye likes to use the cricket effect sound when it's quiet.

Henry, Liam, and Jake begged their ELAR teacher from freshman year to dress up as Korosensi from Assassination Classroom for Halloween.

Zander likes to collect a thing of ice, wrap it up with paper towels, and bang it against someone's head when they start celebrating Christmas BEFORE Halloween AND Thanksgiving.

Drew banded the whole football team to pull a traumatizing prank on Jake after the drake-up.

Drew and Stacy rambled about their past lovers and crushes in Spanish. They didn't realize Zander was behind them, who can also speak Spanish...

Henry's favorite candy is mentos.

Bethany isn't a big fan of music 🤯

Liam really liked Spiderman growing up, but he stopped liking it after tiktok ruined it.

Milo is a really picky eater.

Zander's alarm clock is a Mozart number.

Sadie listens to serial killer documentaries.

Henry listens to playlists based on other fictional characters.

Sean wears the same dirty Converse shoes every day.

Milly can bake sweets, but she can't cook for shit (the same goes for the majority of the cast).

Sadie likes crystals, and yes, she also associates herself with witchtok. 

Stacy watches Leyla Tavas.

Drew, Zander, and Liam can't stand loud noises.

The only song Drew can play on the piano is the last song Dreazella made before she died.

Dominic kicks mushrooms out of the dirt whenever he can.

Henry acts SO bulliable that no one would believe he is a bully, so he does terrible things and gets away without any problems.

Drew hasn't worn rings in a long time (for those who don't remember, Drew had a promise ring when he dated Zander. When they broke up, both Drew n Zander got rid of their promise rings) since the drander broke up.

Milly is bad at most school subjects. She either cheats or lies her way out to pass. 

Drew once called Elliot a wimp. Elliot replied, "Excuse you, I'm not my dad." Drew laughed at that in a good way.

Drew's favorite Chappell song is "My Kink is Karma"

Hailey kinda likes stickers..js a tiny little bit

Zoey collects cute trinkets.

Bradley's favorite movie is Elemental and Barbie

Hailey read those intense and strong smutshots back in middle school. Meanwhile, Sean and Milly were crackfic readers.

Zoey overuses emojis unironically

Lia once did an eyelash tutorial on tt, and it went viral in the span of two weeks.

Liam is good with kids who have mental issues.

Milly loves banana bread and blueberry muffins.

Jake has bad grades, but they're good enough to pass.

Milly put beads in Hailey's hair for a special occasion once.

Hailey and Jake dated at one point after the band competition, but Hails immediately broke up with him bc of one slightly bad thing. Erm, so anyways, Hailey likes Lia now, and Jake is kinda crushing on Luke.

Luke's favorite shapes are leaves.

Zoey definitely owns strawberry Crocs.