TMF Headcanons

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Henry is older than Sean.

Zoey had other sugar daddies in the past, and Drew knew n didn't care bc he was lingering onto other men at the time.

Drew knows the whole lyrics to NOT LIKE US by Kendrick Lamar. He exaggerates on the "Minorssss!!!" Part.

Liam and Drew have matching Bath & Body Works lotion. Liam has a red one called Vampire Blood, and Drew has a magenta one named Ghoul Friend. They also have matching perfumes of it.

Luke and Zander have matching phone cases with those cutesy chains on the case made by Milly.

Drew and Zander would be the type to say hateful comments at each other and then kiss right after.

Milly scientifically knows the code to turn Rose Quartzs back to pink whenever they turn white.

Stacy did some teacher training at school one time. She visited a middle school and taught some seventh graders about the reproductive system. She told the students she would only answer questions scientifically, but the kids went ahead and started making comments abt dicks and pussies.

Hailey has a boba making kit at home.

Daisy once said that she wanted somebody's tan on some Instagram post not knowing they were black 🤯

Zander, Luke, and Milly were given the n-word pass from Drew and Lia.

Zoey likes to see people ask for permission to copy her hairstyle.

Zander once moved a Taylor Swift magazine to the back of a file in front of Jailey at a crafting store they were in, and he laughed bc of how mad they got at him.

Henry once french kissed Drew, assuming he was Lia, and Drew didn't bother pushing him away because he loved it.

Zander gently places his palm on Drew's waist whenever they sit next time each other in every class they have together. Drew secretly likes it and doesn't say a word. He pretends to not notice it.

Milly puts stickers on each and every one of her notebooks in school.

Hailey has skeleton and cheetah printed stuff.

Sadie can speak body language.

Drew is somehow deaf, but he doesn't know sign language ☠️.

Drew also gets pissed when people assume he's Mexican.

Zander also gets mad when people think he's any other race than British.

Hailey had some point wrote smut of two different boys in middle school.

Maria witnessed a whole brawl happen in class between two guys, and she couldn't help but wonder who would be the top ☠️☠️☠️.

The most gorey cutecore edits relaspe in Henry's brain whenever he talks to other girls than Lia.

Milly accidentally turned in an ao3 chapter to her google classroom for an assignment, and the teacher read it and said, "I like how you actually put the reader in the story" ☠️☠️☠️☠️.

Sean gets wildly sensitive when he sees a baby in a movie.

Luke constantly smells like sugar.

Jake hates on other fictional characters bc they're just like him.

Liam listens to MSI's freaky songs like it's a drug.

Drew is always talking about Henriam and Lander with everyone.

Stacy is extremely good at making espressos.

Milo drinks pickle water and orange juice when sick.

Henry once slept with socks on and it killed all the cells in his feet ☠️. His doggies were orange for a full week. lmaoooo.

Luke likes to switch to his native language when arguing with the music club.

Zander had to ask Hailey what skibidi meant bc Milly constantly kept calling him dat.

Bethany once told Milo the whole lore to skibidi toilet, and he immediately put on that fake fnaf movie from ages ago to forget it. It was that one 40 minute movie where the robots are being shipped together.

Jake is a heteromantic bisexual. He is romantically attracted to woman, but he sexually likes both genders.

Henry and Hana had a koi pond before they got adadopted.

People like to assume Drew sees broke people as pathetic losers, but then he likes to bring up the fact he fell in love with an orphan before they got adopted.

Elliot's fyp is either just flowers or girly designer stuff when he didn't sign up for it.

Zoey was once arrested for jaywalking.

Sean does geomagnetic work to relax.

Liam used to say, "Rawr!' And "Bites you!" In middle school.

Shannon is a narcissistic karen when it comes to shopping.

Milly does the most out of pocket shit for attention.

Luke has religious trauma, so he sometimes distances himself from Jesus, and then eventually comes back bc again...TRAUMA!!!

Zander is allergic to dogs, but he'd rather khs than never pet another doggie again!!

Milly and Zoey can only just say "girl!" And yet be able to still understand each other as long as they use the right tone when saying "Girl".