TMF Headcanons

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The music club mocks Luke with the word "gingerly" very frequently. They often make inside jokes about it. For example, Milly would say, "Chat, he's gingerly cleaning the drums."

Zander almost had a stroke when he first moved into America because some of our spelling didn't have the "u" or the "s" in certain common words.

Fryda and Zoë Wickham (ocs) are dead :3

Drew binge watched danganronpa comedy skits in middle school.

Drew and Hana are into danganronpa, and Henry isn't somehow.

Zander cried like 7 times watching Heartstopper season 3.

Zoey puts beads in Maria's hair sometimes.

If Liam can be into hot moms, then Drew can be into hot dads. No, bc like, I can imagine a scenario where Henry would bring up a question, and Drew would respond with, "Your dad." Henry would ask, "Which one?" And Drew would go, "the hot one :)."And then there's Liam giggling in the background.

Milly tried Kel Desoto's Orange Joe drink. She instantly spat it out.

Milly's and Drew's little half-sister's name is Mayzie. She has black hair, half Canadian-German and Fillipino, and baby blue eyes.

Milly's real eye color is baby blue, but she one time put pink eye contacts in, and she hasn't been able to take them out since. 

Drew looks adopted in the family bc he's the only one black ☠️ (chat his momma was black). He's the only one with the Blight surname, too 😭😭.

Dominic and Bradley are technicians in the theater department.

Daisy broke her nose, trying to break dance one time, and one of her moms pulled the, "That's a boy's doing, that's not for girls 🤓☝🏻". 

Sean has 13 reasons. The last reason is because of those "OI OI OI BAKA🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶!!!" tt audios bc he's a nonchalant deadhead. 

Henry attempted, standing up while on the top of a roller coaster before.

Zander likes to pick on Jake for his uneven bangs.

Liam feels like he isn't valid when he cries, but Drew and Henry totally give him "platonic" smooches and tell him otherwise.

Hailey has been chanting "APT APT APT APT APT APT!1!11!1!" Around Jake, and it's annoying him so God darn much that he's starting to miss Drew more than before.

Henriam scream the song "Thick of It" in the school hallways and classrooms. Drew literally took a surgeon knife and stabbed his ear drums bc of them (chat he's already deaf he js took his hearing aids off before stabbing himself).

Lia used to SH by washing her hands with hot water.

Liam got tested for autism. He failed (like, as in he isn't).

Drew and Luke kiss in front of their friend groups to traumatize them. Also, Luke was once insecure about his thighs, and Drew went, "Dawg, we used to bathe together when we were one digit old, and ik damn well rn you're bad asf." Luke hasn't felt insecure since.

Liam immediately tracked down Zoey's location after she broke Drew's trust. He implanted dirty money (that shii can get you arrested) bc he knew Zoey was dumb enough to use it. Don't ask where he got it in the first place ☺️☺️.

Milo bullies dsmp fans.

 When Drew visited Jake one time, Milo once said he was president of the Kitchen Appliances Club, and Drew accidentally misheard him and thought he said he was the president of the c*nf*derate ☠️.

Hailey often jokingly threatens that she's wanna whip somebody's booty cheeks if they don't follow her directions. Everyone else thinks she's being fr, but Zander doesn't think she's actually serious, so he just puts his hands on his hips and waits to see if Hailey will actually do it.

Luke keeps getting P Diddy abuse ads on his Instagram fyp.

In middle school, Jake used to go online and death threaten whoever didn't like Taylor Swift and Tommyinnit. He was also one of those "Kanye-anti!1!11!1!" Bitches on tiktok.

Zander is a floptok hoe.

Stacy was put into the school's instagram account for bops, and she left a comment under saying, "OMG, I KNOW HER!!!!"

If Fryda and Zoë had voice actors, Asteria would play as Fryda and Madelyn Mei as Zoë.

Everyone in tmf all have regular pronouns. End of discussion.