How To Guess a Robin's Identity

Sugar High Uh Oh!

And I'm back, this chapter - Robin on a sugar high.

Warning: Craziness and Randomness ahead.

Hope you enjoy, thanks for reading.

Robyn out.

"How on earth did we end up in this situation, again?!" Artemis sighed.

The situation she was referring to was M'gann, Conner, Kaldur and her all super glued to the wall of the mountain. Artemis was painted silver, M'gann had pink hair, Conner had a toy monkey stuck to his head and his face was painted like a clowns and Kaldur had a fake mermaids tail on.

Wally was nowhere to be seen. They hadn't seen him in a while and were slightly scared to see what had happened to him.

The answer to Artemis' question was Robin.

M'gann had been baking extra sugary cookies (she had been getting better at baking - these ones were only mildly burnt) to celebrate a successful mission and Artemis had brought in Dr Pepper for all of them to drink.

Of course they didn't know giving Robin sugar was a bad thing, a very bad thing. Well, Wally did, but he had been forgotten and ignored (I believe the team's actual answer was "stop being so dramatic" (from Artemis specifically)).

So after Robin had a couple of cookies (twelve) and a few Dr Peppers (seven) he had started to vibrate like a speedster, it was at that moment Wally noticed how many cans an cookies he's had (and the stories from his uncle), he had quickly shouted to the team to grab him, but in the confusion Robin had gotten away.

That had been half an hour ago. They had woken up ten minutes ago having been mysteriously attached to the wall (and having no memories of falling unconscious) and Wally had disappeared twelve minutes ago.

How Robin had attached them to the wall was a mystery. One that would most likely never be solved.

All of a sudden, out of the shadows Robin appeared. Grinning evilly and wearing a fake moustache.

Wait, hadn't Wally shouted something about a moustache before he disappeared?

Robin cackled like an insane man, well insane little Bird.

"Having fun?" He questioned, then proceeded to ignore their shouts and protests. He twirled the corner of his moustache.

"So Kaldur, I have a few questions for you." Kaldur paled and Artemis felt both pity for her leader and relief that she hadn't been chosen.

"Haveyouwatvchedthelittlemermaid?"Robin fired of questions rapidly at the team leader. "Ihave,wecanplaylittlemermaidyoucanbeArielseeingasyouliveunderthesea!whydon'tyouhaveafishtail?" Robin talked, doing a brilliant impression of a speedster.

Kaldur'ahm face was shocked and confused, he had not understood any of that.

"Hey Arty, Arty, Arty, Arty, Arty, Arty, Arty! Do you like your new colour, it suits you!" Robin was bouncing up and down.

"Conner, Conner, Conner, you need to smile to be a clown!" Robin continued to bounce, smiling widely.

His answer was a growl from the angry clone. He had been trying to break free from the superglue since he had woken up stuck to the wall, with no success.

"Robin, what is wrong with you?" M'gann asked confused, she didn't know what was going on, but it must be serious if it made her friend act like this.

Robin didn't reply and simply ran off.

M'gann turned, as much as she could stuck to the wall, to her teammates confused. "It's okay M'gann, he is just on a sugar rush." Artemis continued at her friends look. "It's when you go really hyper after having to much sugar. Although this one is extreme - I've never seen anything like it." M'gann relaxed, glad to know her friend wasn't ill.

Three minutes later Robin suddenly bounced back in with a hose, pointing it at the four of them. "Don't you dare Robin!" Artemis warned the hyper boy. She had already reached her limit of crazy - but she did not want to be soaked. In response Robin laughed and turned on the hose, soaking the four heroes and releasing them from the glue. By the time Artemis had gotten fully unstuck and helped her friends get free, Robin was gone again. The water however hadn't done anything for their previous make-overs as the paint and hair dye seemed to be waterproof. Because of course they didn't have any luck with that.

Oh, Robin was going to get it later, he now had four dripping wet teammates out for his head.

"Honestly, what did Batman teach that kid?" Artemis muttered to herself.

The four of them decided to stick together (thinking there would be safety in numbers) and carefully made their way to the main room. M'gann (the first one through the door) took one step into the room and was suddenly hanging upside down.

"Traps? Really Robin?" Artemis shouted in frustration after seeing M'gann slowly spinning around, upside down.

Said boy was suddenly hanging upside down from the air vents, a gun pointed at them.

"Dance! Dance My slaves! Dance!" Robin cackled as he fired the paintball gun at his teammates' feet.

To add to the torture Robin started to sing. Very out of tune, like a drunken man.

To the tune of Old MacDonald.

"Oh, Old McBatman had a team, E-I-E-I-O and on that team he had an archer. With a shoot shoot here and a shoot shoot there, here a shoot, there a shoot, everywhere a shoot shoot."

"My ears!" Artemis screamed, trying to cover her ears and dodge paint. She failed at both.

The bird continued onto the second verse.

"Old MacBatman had a team E-I-E-I-O and on that team he had a speedster. With a zoom zoom here and a zoom zoom there, here a zoom, there a zoom, everywhere a zoom zoom."

As sudden as the Bird had appeared, he vanished. The site he left was an angry clone, archer, Martian and Atlantian all covered in multi coloured paint.

The four heroes continued their dangerous quest to the kitchen, getting caught in a few traps on the way.

Robin appeared again and used Conner as a jungle gym. The clone tried to catch the Bird, but, well, the keyword was tried. He did a bunch of tricks then vanished again. Continuing his pattern of appearing, causing new chaos, and then vanishing.

Everyone one was disturbed by the sudden silence, having not seen their youngest team member in fifteen minutes. They had started trying to anticipate the Bird's next arrival, feeling paranoid. But he did not appear again.

When they finally arrived in the kitchen twenty minutes later, they found a sleeping Robin, with his moustache half on, lying on top of the counter. As soon as the group of heroes walked into the room, Robin woke up.

"Ugh, what happened? Why are you...you know what I don't want to know why you look like that." Robin muttered, rubbing his eyes.

"You went on as sugar rush. Do you seriously not remember anything?" Kaldur asked, trying to stop Artemis from shooting the little Bird.

"Nope, don't remember anything from the past hour or so. It usually happens after a sugar rush for me. It's why I'm not allowed sugar much." Robin sat up and turned to face the group.

"Hey, where's Wally?"

"Hello. Anyone there?" Wally asked the dark room. He was unnerved by the silence.

As soon as he finished speaking, the lights came on.

Wally was temporarily blinded, but when he finally managed to get his eyes to adjust to the lack of light he found his feet had been handcuffed together and his hands were handcuffed to a pipe that ran behind him. That's when he noticed what was in the small dark room with him.

"Noooooooooooooooooo!" Wally screamed.

All around him to his horror, were rubber ducks.

Big ones, small ones, multi coloured ones, comedic ones, seasonal ones. Any and every type.

And Wally was deathly afraid of ducks.

To add to his growing terror, the ducks started cackling, but not just any cackle. It was Robin's cackle.

"HELP!"

"Well, wherever he is, I'm sure he's fine."