How To Guess a Robin's Identity

Trolling Time

Hello everybody.

This week is a trolling week, but I am not very good at trolling so bear with me.

Pretty much Robin trolls Artemis then they both start trolling the team.

Set late season 1/early 5 year gap.

Mental link = Italics

Translation of foreign languages in brackets (sorry for mistakes - I am not fluent in anything but English).

Hope you enjoy.

Robyn

"Hey Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty Arty!" Robin cackled in the most obnoxious voice possible, bouncing up and down to try and get Artemis' attention.

Artemis had found herself in a rather tricky situation. She was stuck in the cave alone on a Wednesday evening, with Robin. Which meant technically she wasn't alone but seeing as she was stuck with the King of Trolling, she wished she was. Everyone else was either at home or away with heir mentors on small missions and she really wished that she was as well but Green Arrow was busy at a gala and she didn't want to go home, so here she was.

Both human members of the team were sitting on the armchairs in the lounge. Artemis sat cleaning her bow with a determined expression, planning to ignore the boy currently lying upside down on the chair next to her. However, that plan wasn't going as well as she hoped, she was struggling to concentrate on her bow and her patience was reaching its limit.

"What?!" She finally snapped looking sharply up from her bow to the Boy Wonder, who had a smirk on his face that made her want to strangle him. They both knew he was being obnoxious on purpose.

"Hi!"

"Arghhhh!" She growled before taking a visible deep breath and looking back down at her bow, trying to once again ignore him.

"Hey Arrrrrttttty..." A second later the voice came back to haunt her.

"Yes Robin?" She refused to look up and instead just clenched her hands into fists.

"I heard you had a bad day at school. What was it? Oh yeah, someone painted your locker pink and filled it with pictures of Green Arrow. Then a kid, two years younger than you beat you in gym. At archery. I also heard someone put frogs in your bag, ones that happened to just have mysteriously disappeared from the Biology classroom." You could hear the proud smirk in Robin's voice.

And why shouldn't he be proud? It had taken a lot of work and quite a bit of blackmail to get Barbara's help in his plot to troll Artemis.

"How do you know all that?" Artemis stood up sharply, staring down at the still upside down boy as if wishing him to disintegrate, her bow (carefully) disregarded.

"I have my sources." Robin cackled purposely mysteriously, before somehow managing to vanish, leaving Artemis screaming death threats to air. She really didn't want Wally to find out about her misfortune today, she really didn't know how it had happened.

It took Artemis an hour to finish tending to her bow and find Robin. She hadn't actually been looking, knowing full well that if he didn't want to be found he wouldn't, plus the quiet was nice and peaceful. She had gotten a bit hungry so had moved to the kitchen (after putting her bow away) only to find Robin sitting cross-legged on the kitchen island, eating a sandwich and looking completely innocent.