Kamen Rider Aetherwing
Episode 13: "Cinderclaw’s Crying Roast"
(Opening Scene)
(The episode opens in Sunny Patch, with Dragon and Shimmer standing in front of a large mailbox, grinning mischievously. They’re holding two large packages with bright red bows on them. Both are looking at each other with excitement, barely containing their laughter.)
Dragon (grinning):
“Okay, Shimmer, I’ve got the perfect plan. This is going to be so funny!”
Shimmer (smirking):
“I know! Cinderclaw’s going to lose it when he gets these!”
(The two are sending off the packages to Cinderclaw, the villain of Sunny Patch, via eBay. They’re both very aware of how much of a show-off Cinderclaw is, and they’re about to give him the ultimate roast. The first package contains a book titled “Villains’ Plans For Dummies”, a sarcastic gift that implies Cinderclaw’s evil schemes are a joke. The second package? A trophy labeled “Stupidest Villain Ever”, a gleaming golden cup with an obnoxiously big inscription.)
Shimmer (laughing quietly):
“Oh, Dragon, this is going to be legendary. I can already picture Cinderclaw’s face when he sees these.”
Dragon (snickering):
“He’s going to be so mad, but it’ll be too funny! This will definitely knock him down a few pegs!”
(The two seal the packages, laughing quietly to themselves as they rush to mail them off to Cinderclaw’s lair. The camera follows them as they head back to Sunny Patch, their giggles echoing.)
(Scene cuts to Cinderclaw’s lair, a dark, spooky cave filled with flickering lights. Cinderclaw, a sinister-looking giant bug with menacing claws, stands before his minions. He’s mid-monologue, looking particularly smug.)
Cinderclaw (boasting loudly):
“Once my latest plan is complete, nothing can stop me from ruling Sunny Patch! The heroes won’t even know what hit them!”
(His minions, a collection of bumbling, weak henchbugs, exchange unsure glances and mutter amongst themselves, clearly unimpressed with Cinderclaw’s overconfidence.)
Cinderclaw (laughing darkly):
“Now, bow down before me, my loyal followers! The world will soon—”
(Suddenly, one of Cinderclaw’s minions enters with two large packages. They’re wrapped up suspiciously well with bright, bold ribbons, looking completely out of place in the dim lair.)
Minion (confused):
“Uh, boss? These just arrived. They’re addressed to you...”
(Cinderclaw turns sharply, eyeing the packages with a mixture of suspicion and excitement. He snatches the boxes from the minion and eagerly rips off the wrapping.)
Cinderclaw (snarling):
“Who dares to send me packages? Do they not know I am the most powerful villain in all of Sunny Patch?!”
(He rips open the first package, revealing the book titled "Villains’ Plans For Dummies." He stares at it, his eyes narrowing as he flips it open to see cartoons and mockery of common villain strategies.)
Cinderclaw (growling):
“What is this? A book? Who would be so foolish to mock me in this way? This... this insult...!”
(He’s clearly enraged, but then the second package is opened, and inside is the trophy with the bold title, “Stupidest Villain Ever.” His minions can’t help but snicker at the ridiculousness of the trophy, and Cinderclaw freezes.)
Minion 1 (laughing):
“B-Boss, you won an award! ‘Stupidest Villain Ever!’”
Minion 2 (giggling):
“Ha! I knew you were a little off, but this... this takes it to a whole new level!”
(Cinderclaw’s face flushes a deep shade of red, his claws twitching with rage as his minions’ laughter gets louder. The camera zooms in on his face, showing how utterly embarrassed and furious he is.)
Cinderclaw (wailing dramatically):
“This is an OUTRAGE! I am NOT stupid! I am a GENIUS! I will not stand for this insult!”
(He turns his back, tears welling up in his eyes. His minions continue laughing hysterically in the background, not even trying to hide their amusement.)
Cinderclaw (crying out):
“Why? Why would they do this to me? I’ve worked so hard! I... I... I’m NOT stupid!”
(He dramatically throws the trophy down, making a loud crash as it clatters to the floor. His minions, unable to hold back any longer, burst into uncontrollable laughter.)
Minion 3 (laughing uncontrollably):
“W-We can’t stop! It’s too funny! Cinderclaw’s finally realized it—he’s the stupidest villain EVER!”
(Cinderclaw drops to his knees, crying dramatically, his shoulders heaving with exaggerated sobs.)
Cinderclaw (sniffling):
“I can’t believe this! This is the worst day of my villain career! I’m not stupid! I—I’ll show them! I’ll show them all!”
(His minions continue to laugh so hard, they almost fall over, some clutching their stomachs from the hilarity of the moment. Cinderclaw looks around at them with wild eyes.)
Cinderclaw (snarling, wiping his tears):
“Laugh all you want... But this isn’t over! I WILL have my revenge on whoever sent these... these troll gifts!”
(Despite his blustering, Cinderclaw can’t stop himself from glancing at the "Stupidest Villain Ever" trophy again, his eyes twitching with a mix of embarrassment and rage.)
(Cut to Sunny Patch. Dragon and Shimmer are sitting together on a sunny patch of grass, watching the sunset. Both are laughing so hard, they can barely catch their breath.)
Shimmer (laughing):
“Did you hear Cinderclaw crying? I can’t believe it! He really thought he was the greatest villain, and now he’s... that?”
Dragon (snickering):
“I never thought I’d see the day when he’d break down like that. But it was totally worth it!”
(The two high-five each other, unable to stop laughing. Dragon feels just a bit proud of their prank, but still a little unsure about the consequences of angering a villain as dramatic as Cinderclaw.)
Dragon (trying to contain his giggles):
“Yeah, I mean... I knew he’d get upset... but did he really have to cry that much?”
(Shimmer shrugs, still laughing.)
Shimmer (smiling):
“Well, he’s Cinderclaw. What else is he going to do? You can’t always be the bad guy without a little bit of humility!”
(They both sit back, enjoying the sunset as the sound of Cinderclaw’s dramatic wailing echoes faintly in the background. The camera pans out, showing the peaceful beauty of Sunny Patch, with Dragon and Shimmer’s laughter still ringing in the air.)
End of Episode 13
