Author's Note: The Names might not be what the God's themselves would choose, but I had to for Poseidon and Athena. It was too good an opportunity to waste...
TheMasterBolt: Zeus
LordOfTheFish: Poseidon (There is a book called lord of the flies, I just had to guys.)
QueenOfOlympus: Hera
BrighterThanTheSun: Apollo
HunterOfTheNight: Artemis
SaveThePlants: Demeter
BrainChild: Athena (She popped out of Zeus's head, I just couldn't resist)
TheLastOlympian: Hestia
TheDudeMagnet: Aphrodite
IAmWar: Ares
UPSDude: Hermes
Universe'sBestBlacksmith: Hephaestus
TheWineGuy: Dionysus
QuencherOfSouls: Hades (He won't come until later, but he'll show)
TheMasterBolt has created a group chat.
TheMasterBolt has added LordOfTheFish, Universe'sBestBlacksmith, QueenOfOlympus, BrighterThanTheSun, HunterOfTheNight, UPSDude, SaveThePlants, IAmWar, BrainChild, TheLastOlympian, TheWineGuy, and TheDudeMagnet.
BrighterThanTheSun: What the heck is this?
TheMasterBolt: A group chat
IAmWar: No, really?
QueenOfOlympus: This is already stupid.
LordOfTheFish: C'mon guys, It's literally only been 30 seconds.
SaveThePlants: Let's all calm down, and take a moment to breathe.
IAmWar: But it was just getting interesting...
Universe'sBestBlacksmith: Yeah, It was fun watching everyone yell at each other!
UPSDude: Guys,
TheLastOlympian: Ok Zeus, what was so important that you had to bring all of us here?
TheMasterBolt: ...
HunterOfTheNight: DID YOU SERIOUSLY BRING US HERE FOR NO REASON?
BrighterThanTheSun: Sis, let's give Dad a chance to explain...
TheMasterBolt: Well, I uh...
TheMasterBolt: The other day, Jason was telling me about this thing called a group chat, and, um
BrighterThanTheSun: Are you telling me that the great and powerful Zeus wanted to make a group chat because my half-brother told him to? Why don't you ever listen to me like that?
HunterOfTheNight: Well, what should we talk about?
LordOfTheFish: Sorry, GTG, Percy destroyed my plumbing... Again...
LordOfTheFish: I'm beginning to think that letting him control water was a little unnecessary... But he looks so cool when he does it.
BrainChild: I still don't approve of my daughter's relationship with that klutz.
LordOfTheFish: Do you know how many times my son has nearly died because of your daughter?
BrainChid: Still.
BrighterThanTheSun: Why is Percy in Atlantis?
LordOfTheFish: Another death threat, that kind of stuff.
Universe'sBestBlacksmith: Who wants to kill him now?
LordOfTheFish: Multiple different creatures.
IAmWar: Including myself.
LordOfTheFish: My dear nephew, if you come anywhere near the sea at this time, do not expect to leave unharmed.
QueenOfOlympus: DID YOU JUST THREATEN MY SON??!!
TheMasterBolt: Let's not get to hasty...
LordOfTheFish: The screaming in the palace just intensified, I should probably go.
LordOfTheFish has left the group chat.
BrainChild: He loves that demigod way too much.
TheDudeMagnet: I dunno, it's kind of cute.
HunterOfTheNight: Of course YOU think it's cute.
BrighterThanTheSun: Chill out, sis.
HunterOfTheNight: Y'know Aphrodite, if Percy and Poseidon's relationship is so cute, why are your children so frequently ignored?
TheDudeMagnet: I, Um...
Universe'sBestBlacksmith: Hey, Aph, about the username. You're my wife, got it?
TheMasterBolt: Guys, at this rate I'm gonna have to delete the chat.
HunterOfTheNight: Hold on, I think Thalia just knocked out on of my hunters.
HunterOfTheNight has left the group chat.
TheMasterBolt: Good for her!
QueenOfOlympus: *Clears Throat*
TheMasterBolt: Don't worry my love, you're still my favorite!
LordOfTheFish has entered the group chat.
LordOfTheFish: Plumbing has been fixed.(Mostly)
BrainChild: Why do you even need plumbing, you're literally surrounded by water!
LordOfTheFish: I dunno, just came with the castle.
SaveThePlants: And why did Percy break the plumbing instead of moving the water he's literally living in?
LordOfTheFish: ... I actually have no idea.
TheLastOlympian: You sea folks are so confusing.
TheMasterBolt: Let's continue this tomorrow...
TheMasterBolt has closed the group chat.
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The God's Group Chat
Fiksi PenggemarBasically exactly what the title says. Not all the gods included, there are way to many...
