The God's Group Chat

Who Did It?

TheMasterBolt has opened the group chat.

LordOftheFish: Ok, who did it?

TheMasterBolt: Who did what?

LordOfTheFish: Who kidnapped Percy this time?

Universe'sBestBlacksmith: I didn't do it.

IAmWar: I have no idea *cough* Mom *cough*

LordOfTheFish: HERA!!??

QueenOfOlympus: Hey, I needed him for a certain... quest?

TheMasterBolt: Hera, what did you do?

QueenOfOlympus: I may or may not have erased his memory?

BrighterThanTheSun: Dad, I think your wife is about to face a war with Poseidon.

LordOfTheFish: Couldn't have said it better myself.

QueenOfOlympus: Hey, I'm just trying my best to save the world from Gaea. At least I'm doing something.

BrainChild: Well it's hard to think strait while your Greek and Roman sides decided to have a war in your brain.

BrighterThanTheSun: Wait, when did Athena get here?

IAmWar: Did someone say war?

UPSDude: Will you guys shut up, I'm trying to drive over here.

HunterOfTheNight: Just turn of your notifications.

UPSDude: Oh right, I forgot about that.

LordOfTheFish: So, back to Percy. Hera, where is he?

QueenOfOlympus: He's at Camp Jupiter.

QueenOfOlympus: Made quite the entrance, if I do say so myself.

TheMasterBolt: YOU SENT HIM TO THE ROMAN CAMP??!!

QueenOfOlympus: Yes?

TheMasterBolt: That's it.

QueenOfOlympus has been kicked from the group chat.

IAmWar: Oh, Mom is so gonna kill you for that.

TheMasterBolt: She's only been kicked temporarily. She was getting on my nerves.

IAmWar: She's still gonna kill you.

TheMasterBolt: She can't, I'm immortal.

LordOfTheFish: Well, you better warn her to avoid water for the next year.

TheLastOlympian: What happened? I just got on.

Universe'sBestBlacksmith: Hera kidnapped Percy, sent him to a Roman version of Camp Half-Blood, and now Poseidon is planning his revenge.

SaveThePlants: That's lovely.

Pan'sRightHandMan has joined the group chat.

Pan'sRightHandMan: Message from Camp Half-Blood.

TheWineDude: What'd I miss?

Pan'sRightHandMan: A Roman has arrived at Camp Half-Blood. His name is Jason.

TheMasterBolt: HERA!!!!!

Pan'sRightHandman: I'll just be going...

Pan'sRightHandMan has left the group chat.

TheMasterBolt: Wait did he say Jason? 

LordOfTheFish: Yeah, and?

TheMasterBolt: Umm, he may or may not be Thalia's Roman brother?

LordOfTheFish: And y'all were so mad at me when I broke the oath...

TheMasterBolt: Y'know what? That's enough for today.

TheMasterBolt has closed the group chat.