Various x reader

Clint Barton x reader - Vent

Word count: 361

T/W: none

Requested by: me being sick and having nothing to do

A/N: I was bored I know it's short but I wanted something fluffy before I post a super angsty fic

I was watching my favorite show, Lego Ninjago (yes, I'm aware it's a cartoon made for 7 year old boys, shut up), when I heard a noise come from my vents.

It kinda sounded like a laugh or something.

"Shut up, Bird Brain!" I yelled.

"I'm not here!" a voice responded.

"Clint, I swear to Gods, stop hanging out in the vents! It's creepy!"

You see, Clint Barton was an odd man. He liked hanging out in vents. He made a nest in the sign outside the tower. He claims to 'see better from a distance'.

Yeah, he's weird. I love that little bastard, though.

"I told you, Y/N, I'm not up here!"

"Then how the fuck are you answering, you little shit?" I shot back, looking up at the ceiling. "Now, come down here and watch cartoons with me."

"You're watching cartoons?" he asked, acting like he didn't know that already.

"Shut up and get out of the vents, dumbass!"

"Alright, alright, fine. But can you Doctor Strange me out of here?"

"Okay, I thought we agreed it wouldn't be called that. I am not Doctor Strange. I just use the same kind of magic as him! I am The Sorceress!"

"Yeah yeah," Clint responded. "But still. Or you're not getting any cuddles today!"

"Fine, you piece of bird shit. I'll portal you." I had to emphasize the word because my idiotic boyfriend always insisted on calling it Doctor Strangeing.

I grabbed my ring from my dresser and portaled him from the vents onto my bed, which was then promptly turned into a nest using my blankets and stuffed animals.

"I never get why you always insist on turning my bed into a nest."

"Cuz it's comfy and good for cuddling! Now get up here and join me."

"Fine. Only because you're an adorable bastard. Wait, I take that back. Bird-turd."

Clint laughed. "Bird-turd? Really?"

"Yes. Hey, Jarvis? Can you change Clint's name in my contacts to Bird-turd?"

"Of course, Ms. L/N. Changing his name right away."

"Was that necessary?" asked Bird-turd.

"Of course it was. Now shut up and watch Ninjago with me."

"Ugh. Fine. But only because I love you."

"Love you too, Bird-turd."